Little Things You Hate
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for those about to rock
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Another one that has probably been mentioned many times. The abbreviation "lol". It annoyes the crap out of me. Especially when it is used when the person is talking about something sad and puts it on the end. Ive got another three letters for ya: Why?
Fatman
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While I'm sitting up late drinking far too much Inner Circle Black and washing it down with fine ale I might as well vent.
Customers, don't get me wrong, I know I work in retail but it's only about 90% of them that give me the shits. I can't wait until I finish this damn degree so I can get the hell out of customer service jobs.
To make my life easier;
-Put you trolley in the fucking trolley bay, that's what they are for.
-No I can't remember what wine you bought two years ago when you last came in
-No I won't give you the same price as what you paid in 1997 for a case of Sydney Bitter, it doesn't exist any more.
-I'm well aware of who owns the company I work for, I don't need to be told.
-If you are trying to buy for someone who is underage I will tell you to fuck off, no exceptions. And yes I do take delight in rejecting you.
-If you buy Rumba or Passion pop I will ask you for ID, if only to show that you are far too old to be drinking that shit.
-I don't need to hear your excuses for drinking $2 wine, I have heard them all and they are all the same. Just admit you are a cheap drunk.
- Yes I am bitter about my station in life and have seen Clerks and Clerks 2 far too many times.
-Yes I have fantasized about filling all your bottles with a dose of Thalium.
-If you can't carry it, don't buy it.
-Corona,Crown,Pure Blonde,Budweiser,Beck's,Stella,Kronenbourg,Carlsberg etc is not a premium beer and does not make you a Connoisseur, it makes you a philistine with no taste buds.
-No I'm really not a nice person and no I really don't care.
I do feel a little better, am I in the wrong job? Absolutely but I'm probably like most people in retail, the old saying 'Just because they serve you doesn't mean they have to like you' definately applies.
If you are in the 10% of decent customers please disregard my vent, I love and respect you and look forward to assisting you.
I may have to address this when sober but damn it feels good to get that out.
Customers, don't get me wrong, I know I work in retail but it's only about 90% of them that give me the shits. I can't wait until I finish this damn degree so I can get the hell out of customer service jobs.
To make my life easier;
-Put you trolley in the fucking trolley bay, that's what they are for.
-No I can't remember what wine you bought two years ago when you last came in
-No I won't give you the same price as what you paid in 1997 for a case of Sydney Bitter, it doesn't exist any more.
-I'm well aware of who owns the company I work for, I don't need to be told.
-If you are trying to buy for someone who is underage I will tell you to fuck off, no exceptions. And yes I do take delight in rejecting you.
-If you buy Rumba or Passion pop I will ask you for ID, if only to show that you are far too old to be drinking that shit.
-I don't need to hear your excuses for drinking $2 wine, I have heard them all and they are all the same. Just admit you are a cheap drunk.
- Yes I am bitter about my station in life and have seen Clerks and Clerks 2 far too many times.
-Yes I have fantasized about filling all your bottles with a dose of Thalium.
-If you can't carry it, don't buy it.
-Corona,Crown,Pure Blonde,Budweiser,Beck's,Stella,Kronenbourg,Carlsberg etc is not a premium beer and does not make you a Connoisseur, it makes you a philistine with no taste buds.
-No I'm really not a nice person and no I really don't care.
I do feel a little better, am I in the wrong job? Absolutely but I'm probably like most people in retail, the old saying 'Just because they serve you doesn't mean they have to like you' definately applies.
If you are in the 10% of decent customers please disregard my vent, I love and respect you and look forward to assisting you.
I may have to address this when sober but damn it feels good to get that out.
Wait until you've been there 9 years, working in the Evolutionary Biology Unit as a staff member for 3, and you still get Evangelical Union pamphlets titled "DNA is a lie" jammed in your hand.
I now delight in taking a big fistful of whatever pamphlets are being crammed in my hand against my will and walking them to the nearest bin.
Regan of Gong
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Sounds like Dan Murphy's. A mate of mine who works there often has troubles with a group of people of unspecified racial origin who'll buy a case then sit around drinking it in the car park. They also demand service from the service desk e.g. "Go out the back and get us a slab of VB, brov'". One day he got so sick of serving them like that, he went out the back, picked up the slab, shook the shit out of it for a minute or two then brought it out them. They bought it, went out to the carpark, cracked some open and PWWWSSSSHHHH!
Computers - always have and (probably) will always have them. Never work when you want them to, especially not when you need them too. Internet drops in and out, load up some documents that were carefully saved as they were seperate assignments due on monday and somehow (I have no idea) they have reverted to an older copy. What the hell. There goes another 6 hours of my life down the drain (I back up, so it wasn't all lost, but I did a lot last night and today). God I hate computers, this sorta thing and internet and network problems simply plague me. It took a lot of restraint to not put a fist through the screen.
Also, people who scuff their feet.
Also, people who scuff their feet.
shredder dj
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People who lie to you to protect your feelings, FFS i'm not 7 anymore...
Throwaway12345
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Not having a cup holder in my car. Stalled at a fucking stop sign this arvo because I was trying to hold a drink between my thighs
SGT. BILcO
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Yes! Grrrrrrr. And people saying (on a track at private property who get invited to come pretty much) "whoa dam, we have a nice track here" when they have not even picked up a shovel in the place and done no work to the trail, whatsoever. WTF
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mountain_bike man
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Waking up with a sore throat.
Spanky_Ham
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The Sims... yeah, Spanky In Melbourne Suburbs... it’s for work, so there’s no fun, and a great time to focus on what p*sses spanky off.
OK, alot of ppl will be getting upset about this post... so, f*ck off if your an easily offended person. Nothing abnormal from a “things you hate” post from spanky... you should be used to it by now....
Now, spanky.. he don’t fly on airplanes all that often, and when he gets the chance... its all exciting...but his most recent trip was a F*CKING EYE OPENER...The incredibly morbidly obese overweight people should be forced to pay for two tickets... yes, he said it... there’s limited f*cking room, and the ticket price spanky paid – paid for ALL THE ROOM between the two arm rests.. If you can’t contain yourself within the boundaries set out by the arms rest, therefore spilling over into the seat next to you... you should be forced to have two tickets – FUCK YOU... so no one has to suffer what spanky just went through. Really, if spanky has to lift your rolls of fat to operate the “Volume” and “Channel change” buttons on the arm rest... you ARE making spankys trip uncomfortable.
Then... THEN... the person who was already invading spankys personal space watched “Family Guy” at maximum volume and breathed like spanky puffing his way up “shit hill”, FWARRRRRRRK... and the muffin crumbs that avoided his cavernous mouth for some reason attracted to spanky...
To avoid any confrontation, spankys control on life’s joystick was revoked. The federal police don’t appreciate airplane violence. So now spankys really p*ssed... and locked away, with no pushbike for a week.
While we’re all taking about planes... there also need to be mentioned – the pr*cks in suits who think they’re OH so f*cking awesome. Oh, FFS, just cause you wanted to be the last person on the plane and all the overhead locker room is now gone– and you can’t find a place to put your suit jacket... let spanky cry you a f*cking river. “Oh.. there’s nowhere for me to put my suit jacket”... well, f*ck you and your suit, get on the plane earlier you egg flavoured vaginal fart... you suck, DIAF, painfully... and for making a scene on the plane. Really, no one gave a f*ck about how much your suit was worth...and no one wanted to hear the sh*t dribbling from your mouth... that’s a double F*CK you ,from spanky and he will be organising for all your mail to be redirected to Tanzania – you kunt.
Suits are like a good blowjob, without the good and the blowjob.... so no, suits suck arse, if you wear a suit (and think that wearing a suit elevates you above the unwashed masses) ... you might want to clean those klingons from around your mouth!! You filthy arse sucker. Spanky would like to amend that with, if your suit has purple velvet and also animal print you ROCK!
So, what is SIMS.. Spanky in Melbourne Suburbs.... we’re currently in Melbourne for work, like Chapell Corby without the boogie board.. and OSFG (oh, Spanky’s F’n God) this city doeth rocket much harder than Sydney. If your under the mistaken view that Sydney/Brisbane is better than Melbourne.. your wrong. There’s no other way to put it, if spanky thinks one way, and you disagree..... you are wrong.
Thats just how we roll around here.
The ladies in Melbourne seem to lack both skank and ho qualities.... and just look damn fine without having to resort to Paris Hilton style skank+Ho... spanky has yet to see a skank filled lady... maybe just in the wrong suburbs...
The whole graffiti filled side streets with awesome cafe’s and restaurants...is awesome. Sydney’s attempt to replicate that is like spankys attempt to replicate life... a Complete and utter failure. The only thing Sydney could do to make itself better, self immolation .
Sydney... here’s a match
Well, gotta go be a scientician.
s
OK, alot of ppl will be getting upset about this post... so, f*ck off if your an easily offended person. Nothing abnormal from a “things you hate” post from spanky... you should be used to it by now....
Now, spanky.. he don’t fly on airplanes all that often, and when he gets the chance... its all exciting...but his most recent trip was a F*CKING EYE OPENER...The incredibly morbidly obese overweight people should be forced to pay for two tickets... yes, he said it... there’s limited f*cking room, and the ticket price spanky paid – paid for ALL THE ROOM between the two arm rests.. If you can’t contain yourself within the boundaries set out by the arms rest, therefore spilling over into the seat next to you... you should be forced to have two tickets – FUCK YOU... so no one has to suffer what spanky just went through. Really, if spanky has to lift your rolls of fat to operate the “Volume” and “Channel change” buttons on the arm rest... you ARE making spankys trip uncomfortable.
Then... THEN... the person who was already invading spankys personal space watched “Family Guy” at maximum volume and breathed like spanky puffing his way up “shit hill”, FWARRRRRRRK... and the muffin crumbs that avoided his cavernous mouth for some reason attracted to spanky...
To avoid any confrontation, spankys control on life’s joystick was revoked. The federal police don’t appreciate airplane violence. So now spankys really p*ssed... and locked away, with no pushbike for a week.
While we’re all taking about planes... there also need to be mentioned – the pr*cks in suits who think they’re OH so f*cking awesome. Oh, FFS, just cause you wanted to be the last person on the plane and all the overhead locker room is now gone– and you can’t find a place to put your suit jacket... let spanky cry you a f*cking river. “Oh.. there’s nowhere for me to put my suit jacket”... well, f*ck you and your suit, get on the plane earlier you egg flavoured vaginal fart... you suck, DIAF, painfully... and for making a scene on the plane. Really, no one gave a f*ck about how much your suit was worth...and no one wanted to hear the sh*t dribbling from your mouth... that’s a double F*CK you ,from spanky and he will be organising for all your mail to be redirected to Tanzania – you kunt.
Suits are like a good blowjob, without the good and the blowjob.... so no, suits suck arse, if you wear a suit (and think that wearing a suit elevates you above the unwashed masses) ... you might want to clean those klingons from around your mouth!! You filthy arse sucker. Spanky would like to amend that with, if your suit has purple velvet and also animal print you ROCK!
So, what is SIMS.. Spanky in Melbourne Suburbs.... we’re currently in Melbourne for work, like Chapell Corby without the boogie board.. and OSFG (oh, Spanky’s F’n God) this city doeth rocket much harder than Sydney. If your under the mistaken view that Sydney/Brisbane is better than Melbourne.. your wrong. There’s no other way to put it, if spanky thinks one way, and you disagree..... you are wrong.
Thats just how we roll around here.
The ladies in Melbourne seem to lack both skank and ho qualities.... and just look damn fine without having to resort to Paris Hilton style skank+Ho... spanky has yet to see a skank filled lady... maybe just in the wrong suburbs...
The whole graffiti filled side streets with awesome cafe’s and restaurants...is awesome. Sydney’s attempt to replicate that is like spankys attempt to replicate life... a Complete and utter failure. The only thing Sydney could do to make itself better, self immolation .
Sydney... here’s a match
Well, gotta go be a scientician.
s
