Little Things You Hate

Boom King

Wheel size expert
Left his senile arse back in Bosnia. Along with the wife and squids. Was the 300m3 woman poured into 1m3 of seat space next to my window seat. She also had a bladder the size of a buick, and slept like the dead.




Was a very loooooong flight.
Bit of jet lag grumpy going down perhaps?
 

Knuckles

Burner
Considering I was back at work 12 hours after getting back, yer damn skippy it is. May be a while before this little black duck is back to his charming self again.
 

pink poodle

Our man in Japan
Going through your bags, twice, only to realise your phone is most likely at the bottom of the Adriatic........



Oh, and if you are hefty enough to require fucking 2 seatbelt extensions, get off the plane and take a boat you fat bitch!
Getting stung for extra baggage, and knowing that wee lass didn't get stung for extra arse.
 

will2

Likes Dirt
When restaurants make up shit. Took a girl to her favourite restaurant to get breakfast, in the hipster part of Manly (for those who know it). On the menu basically a jazzy, overpriced bacon and egg roll. Wasn't a bad chew, but it was served between this supposed "Sia bread", asked the staff what it was. No definitive reply, heard from the waiter "it's an ancient grain blend" and its a "rare African grain". Big ol' 'righto' from me.

Anyway, home and searched the web scouring the darkest and deepest corners of the earth, ancient texts and the rest. IT IS NOT A FUCKING THING! SIA DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST!
If you have a beard and or are vegan I would be really pleased if you could help discover this grain, legume, bullshit, ground fairtrade, organic, mountain grown, high altitude goat pubes. Whatever they are.
 

moorey

Boom!
Anyway, home and searched the web scouring the darkest and deepest corners of the earth, ancient texts and the rest. IT IS NOT A FUCKING THING! SIA DOES NOT FUCKING EXIST!
If you have a beard and or are vegan I would be really pleased if you could help discover this grain, legume, bullshit, ground fairtrade, organic, mountain grown, high altitude goat pubes. Whatever they are.
You rang?
http://www.smythseeds.com.au/products/product/oats-other-cereals/saia-oats/45
 
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