Little Things You Hate

Slamball - a case in pointlessness

Oh, go on...whoever 'invented' slamball... please, Oh F*CKING please identify yourselves... spanky DOES NOT have time to waste working you which of you dribbing ADHD drug affected cock smokers needs to be ELIMINATED from the gene pool.

FWARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! ​

Now, any sport where the commentator constantly goes

"Well Jimbob, them there are REAL ATHLETES" and pointing out how athletic it is to fly through the air and body slam someone - usually this is a great point to change channels as the sh*t you've stumbled on is

1) Not a sport
2) is dumb
3) really... need another point... first two NOT good enough..... Spanky's guessing you watch slamball (cockhead)

"But, but, but- slamball is awesome" I hear you say.... which, spanky would like to point out will be the last thing you mutter.... from your overflowing dribbly cum bucket mouth.... really, cause if slamballs a sport (which it clearly isn't) then spanky's wanking is a world cup event. Anyone wanna broadcast that??? No.... so how does slamball become TV fodder...

Jeeeeeeezuz, what the f*ck were they smokin when they went...

You know what would be f*cking awesome?
"What?"
"Imagine, like, 6 ex steroid abusing amerikan players, playing full contact basket ball where three trampolines have been embedded into the playing field, allowing the players bounce up to the ring!!! Wouldn't that be awesome"
"what are the rules"
"Rules? you don't need no stinkin rules... we'll make them up as we go!"
"man, you ARE REALLY stoned... here, pass the joint this way"

Or was it more like... WOW.. THIS ACID... ITS STONG..... SLAMBALL!!! YeAh!

So... please, let us all come together and as a society ensure that slamball does not take a bigger hold on society... spanky's willing to lead all you sheeple in an uprising against slamball.

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note: golf is NOT a sport.... if GOLF gets into the olympics.... spanky will fling poo at you...
 
What the hell is Slamball? Is it another one of these hastily made up - doomed to failure- bastardised versions of an established sport that exist solely to sell energy drinks to fat couch potatoes and ADHD riddled kids a la XFL, 'Street' football and Rugby League?

Don't worry, it'll soon be replaced by World Series Xtreme Lawn Bowls ON FIRE!!!! or some other such nonsense.
 
Spanky_Ham said:
Oh, go on...whoever 'invented' slamball... please, Oh F*CKING please identify yourselves... spanky DOES NOT have time to waste working you which of you dribbing ADHD drug affected cock smokers needs to be ELIMINATED from the gene pool.

FWARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! ​

Now, any sport where the commentator constantly goes

"Well Jimbob, them there are REAL ATHLETES" and pointing out how athletic it is to fly through the air and body slam someone - usually this is a great point to change channels as the sh*t you've stumbled on is

1) Not a sport
2) is dumb
3) really... need another point... first two NOT good enough..... Spanky's guessing you watch slamball (cockhead)

"But, but, but- slamball is awesome" I hear you say.... which, spanky would like to point out will be the last thing you mutter.... from your overflowing dribbly cum bucket mouth.... really, cause if slamballs a sport (which it clearly isn't) then spanky's wanking is a world cup event. Anyone wanna broadcast that??? No.... so how does slamball become TV fodder...

Jeeeeeeezuz, what the f*ck were they smokin when they went...

You know what would be f*cking awesome?
"What?"
"Imagine, like, 6 ex steroid abusing amerikan players, playing full contact basket ball where three trampolines have been embedded into the playing field, allowing the players bounce up to the ring!!! Wouldn't that be awesome"
"what are the rules"
"Rules? you don't need no stinkin rules... we'll make them up as we go!"
"man, you ARE REALLY stoned... here, pass the joint this way"

Or was it more like... WOW.. THIS ACID... ITS STONG..... SLAMBALL!!! YeAh!

So... please, let us all come together and as a society ensure that slamball does not take a bigger hold on society... spanky's willing to lead all you sheeple in an uprising against slamball.

s

note: golf is NOT a sport.... if GOLF gets into the olympics.... spanky will fling poo at you...
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Welcome to the american way of having fun. Being stupid is almost as high as eating for them.
 
Spike-X said:
Hayfever season.

*atchoo*
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Hayfever fucking sucks. Had a really bad day of it a week or two back where I was at work for 8 hours (working as a barista) with eyes and nose streaming, constantly sneezing. Horrid. Even worse for the people who had to drink the coffees I made :p
 
When absolutely shocking photos are posted and whoever took the shot expects photo cred, or it's given when it's a rancid shot. Congratulations, you can push the button on top of your crappy little camera phone and now you think you're a hotshot photograper, want a cookie?

:rolleyes:
 
Shopping at ALDI, inferior products, bad service, terrible fruit and veg...the prices aren't really that great either. Anyone checked out the new Costco in Melburn?
 
Bretty. said:
When absolutely shocking photos are posted and whoever took the shot expects photo cred, or it's given when it's a rancid shot. Congratulations, you can push the button on top of your crappy little camera phone and now you think you're a hotshot photograper, want a cookie?

:rolleyes:
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Its worse when people have DSLRs and can't take photos for shit!
 
Exchange rates, banks and well, the whole financial system in general!

First of all, thank you very much Halifax/Bank of Scotland for shutting down my internet banking when I'm in the middle of trying to send a shitload of cash over to my account in Oz. Yes, I'm sure you are just being cautious seeing as I only had to jump through about 15 security hoops just to get into your site and was sending the money to an account IN MY OWN NAME that has been used in numerous transactions before!

I'm sure everything will be sorted out when you eventually get round to phoning me tomorrow at home in order to re-activate my 'easy-management' online account. Except I'm not the sort of person to sit around the house all day waiting for a phone call from you wankers and even if I was, I happen to be stuck on a boat in the middle of the North Sea and won't be in to receive the call anyway! Why can't a simple email suffice? Why won't you give me my money? Why are you fucks still in business anyway? Shouldn't you all be out in the street after pissing away our money in the first place? Whatever happened to the good old days when you lot used to throw yourself off of buildings when the shit hit the fan, eh?

Secondly, the original transaction was a fair whack of cash and as such the current exchange rate of 1.98 AUD to the pound (compared to the old faithful rate of around 2.3 - 2.5) means that I'm losing over $2,000 in this!!!

$2,000! That could be another bike or a shitload of beer and hookers, although don't get me started on beer prices.

In international beeronomics, a typical inner city melbourne pint is now (on the international market) 5 f***ing quid!
What are we living in Scandinavia now?!

Balls to the lot of ya. I'm off to go live in eastern europe!
 
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After a spectacular rant by POSM I feel a bit sad to post a meager 3 lines...

I hate sleaping in a tent at Mt. Sterling on a cross country skiing trip, I got home at 7PM last night after a shit sleep, horrible wake up and exhausting day only to be woken up at 6:15 to be ready for school, I now have a cold/flu of some sorts and have to catch up on 3 days of VCE homework and classwork.

FML
 
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when im siting at home bored shitless caues my xbox died on me.

and i cant go out for a ride cause i dont have a car. and i cant find anything to do...


can someone give me a hug?
 
Surely there are some stairs, gutters, etc where you live? Go practice skinnies along the top of a gutter until you can ride around the block without falling. Yes, on your DH bike.
 
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