The world of social media is a perilous nest of vipers but the most annoying fucking thing I come across is people posting about their children, babies especially.
1) I don't care that you seven week old baby is seven weeks old. We got the hint that he'd be seven weeks old yesterday when you said it was almost seven weeks old.
2) I don't care that your six and a half week old baby is getting his vaccination in half a week nor do I care that he got his vaccination half a week after you r told us half a week ago.
3) I don't care that in half a week your baby will be seven and a half weeks old.
4) I don't care that you're taking a five minute break while your 6.153425273 week old baby is having a four minute nap.
5) I don't care for your 2.35am post that just says #mumlife. I get it, you got knocked up and had a kid and you need to feed it at whatever time.
6) The kid wee'd on Dad while he was changing his nappy. Thanks for making a post about it exclaiming it's the first time it's ever happened in the history of mankind.
7) I don't care that 9 minutes after the kid wee'd on Dad that the two have made up and are now watching the cricket while you have a nap. #mumlife.
8) I don't care that the kid outgrew his clothes already, I reckon it's bound to happen.
9) I don't care that you will be five fucking minutes late to a function because it's your 6.52341267383 week old babies feed time around then, is there any point in posting that info and tagging every member of society in it three fucking days before the BBQ you're invited to?
10) I think you're doing life wrong writing a post on social media ragging on the guy down the street who started his motor bike and warmed it up for 42 seconds only to have your partner outside your house whipper snipping the edges and mowing the lawn for an hour. Irony much?