Nah man, I ain't taking no fire on. I've had a few encounters with bush fires and it beats me everytime.
There sure is something extra special about hitting the trails on the big bikes! I can't wait for this lingering summer to piss off.
I've had a few scam or telemarketer calls recently. It seems the best way to deal with them is to let them know up front that you are really busy fucking their mum and need them to cut to the chase pronto...or else her rectal muscles will start contracting back to normal. They seem to hop off quickly knowing how important your time is.
You could always try going to the rave and having a good time...or being really square and bumming everyone out so hard they go home early.
And when you genuinely want/need to slow the ato down, request they send you a letter via registered mail requesting your attention, with a reference number, and only call them via their 13 28 61 number.
You know the saying, the bigger the wheel the smaller the____. I think its a compensation type thing.
If you are bored then string them along and mumble a made up credit card number.
I guess time wasting is their biggest enemy so let them have it. The 'Its Lenny' bot never fails to entertain when telemarketers are involved either.
No one likes Amex. I have a corporate one and I figure it is a plan to keep expenses down by providing a card that places don't want to accept.
Regional Australia is 5 years behind the times...
