Little Things You Hate

DMan

Top Bloke
Dodging massive dog turds in the long grass on the back lawn while playing with my daughter. Mostly because we don't have a fucking dog. There was old ones and fresh ones. If my wife goes out there she'll want gates by the end of the week.
Fuck that. Bad enough if it's your own dog.
 

Dales Cannon

Adminerotic
Staff member
A friend of mine had two beautiful pure bred Alsatians. These were breeders and very well treated with plenty of walks and run time. She had a huge back yard with high fences and the dogs never roamed alone. A few houses away was a guy with a couple of little mutts. These just wandered wherever and would shit in the unfenced front yard. Probably a power thing. Friend went to the owner whose attitude was well a dog's gotta shit. Council wouldnt do anything and said the dogs were never roaming when they patrolled. So my friend picked up and stored a years worth of dog shit. On the next Christmas day she walked up to old mate's house with a box all wrapped up like a present. He was entertaining so there were lots of people there. She knocked on the door and when he came out to say Merry Christmas she upended the box on his head. Over 700 dog turds in various states from dusty white to fresh that morning fell on him.
 

DMan

Top Bloke
A friend of mine had two beautiful pure bred Alsatians. These were breeders and very well treated with plenty of walks and run time. She had a huge back yard with high fences and the dogs never roamed alone. A few houses away was a guy with a couple of little mutts. These just wandered wherever and would shit in the unfenced front yard. Probably a power thing. Friend went to the owner whose attitude was well a dog's gotta shit. Council wouldnt do anything and said the dogs were never roaming when they patrolled. So my friend picked up and stored a years worth of dog shit. On the next Christmas day she walked up to old mate's house with a box all wrapped up like a present. He was entertaining so there were lots of people there. She knocked on the door and when he came out to say Merry Christmas she upended the box on his head. Over 700 dog turds in various states from dusty white to fresh that morning fell on him.
Brave lady. Did he press charges?
 

Sethius

Crashed out somewhere
Left keys in 3rd floor apartment for the first time, can't get in. Apartment manager won't let me being just a renter. Hangin around on crutches waiting for someone who isn't a Kent, then it's just a matter of 3 sets of stairs as evelator is fbog use only.
 

DMan

Top Bloke
Like driving over some one to return their stolen car?

I feel like the Alsatian character was developed in your story but I didn't receive closure at the end. Surely they could have eaten the mutts to justify their presence in the story line.
I did like the "A Friend of mine.." start. Sure... I have to admit I thought that them getting eaten would be the twist at the end too.
I have one of those stories..
 

tubby74

Likes Dirt
printers and the dodgy tricks to make you buy ink. I've not printed anything that wasn't in black and white this year, yet I'm out of all the coloured ink, and it wont print in black and white until I replace it. I have a backlog of double sized black ink cartridges as it doesn't make use of it to print black
 

Elbo

Likes Bikes and Dirt
printers and the dodgy tricks to make you buy ink. I've not printed anything that wasn't in black and white this year, yet I'm out of all the coloured ink, and it wont print in black and white until I replace it. I have a backlog of double sized black ink cartridges as it doesn't make use of it to print black
I was listening to the radio recently and a guy had a tip for how to 'hack' printer cartridges. Can't quite remember how it worked but it involved placing some tape or something over a sensor or chip. Might be worth researching.
 

droenn

Likes Bikes and Dirt
printers and the dodgy tricks to make you buy ink. I've not printed anything that wasn't in black and white this year, yet I'm out of all the coloured ink, and it wont print in black and white until I replace it. I have a backlog of double sized black ink cartridges as it doesn't make use of it to print black
Time to go paperless!
 

link1896

Eats Squid
if nothing else, sitting next to the engines is 10db louder.

I'm in tassie years ago, a week after the Qantas flight had an oxygen gas tank explode. Our dash8 went to take off, only one propellers pitch control worked, so back into the terminal we go. wait till 9am for Sydney engineering to get their ass to the desk. Pilots standing amongst all the passengers in the terminal on the phone to engineering. He announces "so 4 passengers are allowed to fly, as its classified as a single engine flight". i've never seen 30 odd people all mutter "fuck off" simultaneously while stepping back.
plane took off with crew only.
 

foxpuppet

Eats Squid
Sure it's got nothing to do with the 80kg excess baggage she's packing?

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“Mr Meldrum said his client needed to drink "an awful lot of water", consuming one litre during the day and taking another litre to bed.”

So she got given 1/4 of her current daytime intake in 1 hour and somehow that wasn’t enough. As soon as she get thirsty she could have gotten up right? COMPO!!!


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