Little Things You Hate

[Ultra Lord]

Lying in bed wide awake despite my biggest day on the bike in a year followed by a 4 hour drive - listening to the usual Saturday night procession of dickless wonders doing constant burnouts and street racing.

Yay Canberra....

Buy a bommodore and join them.

 

[pink poodle]

Buy a bommodore and join them.

I see him as more of a Nissan patrol person.

 

[Ultra Lord]

GQ shorty for sure.

 

[pink poodle]

GQ shorty for sure.

Chopped down low.

 

[Flow-Rider]

Lying in bed wide awake despite my biggest day on the bike in a year followed by a 4 hour drive - listening to the usual Saturday night procession of dickless wonders doing constant burnouts and street racing.

Yay Canberra....

Don't feel alone, I also have the fuckwits with the unbaffled roadbikes and my bedroom window is less than 6m from the road. There are times I want to run out into the street with a steel bar and place it in their front wheels. I've recorded over 80db in bed with a phone app, the exhaust drones really excites my tinnitus.

 

[Cardy George]

I see him as more of a Nissan patrol person.

GQ shorty for sure.

Yeah, nah.

I see him as someone trying to make a Nissan X-trail into something like a GQ........

 

[Cardy George]

85.4 kg

Heaviest I've been. Ever.

 

[Scotty675]

Rear shock decided to spit oil and turn into a pogo stick. Was going to remove last week and off for service. No excuse this week.

 

[Ultra Lord]

85.4 kg

Heaviest I've been. Ever.

Maybe you should try riding the bike to work once in awhile.

 

[Cardy George]

Maybe you should try riding the bike to work once in awhile.

 

[pink poodle]

85.4 kg

Heaviest I've been. Ever.

Do a big poo and bust a nut... you'll shake off a few grams.

 

[Norco Maniac]

Getting Zucced for using a FB-supplied gif to call out a serial troll

 

[Dales Cannon]

That penis enlarger you bought seems to be working.

 

[pink poodle]

That penis enlarger you bought seems to be working.

It's stuck on. I'm too embarassed to leave the house.

 

[Dales Cannon]

It's stuck on. I'm too embarassed to leave the house.

You too?

 

[pink poodle]

You too?

Sadly yes. I thought "bigger faster!" and cranked the suction up to full...now it's damn well stuck on with seal any fridge would be proud of.

 

[Haakon]

Sadly yes. I thought "bigger faster!" and cranked the suction up to full...now it's damn well stuck on with seal any fridge would be proud of.

Sounds like you need to blow a seal.

 

[creaky]

Sounds like you need to blow a seal.

But would the seal reciprocate?

 

[pink poodle]

But would the seal reciprocate?

It fucking better! I'm not giving it out for nothing.

 

[HamboCairns]

85.4 kg

Heaviest I've been. Ever.

I'd love to be that 'heavy'!