Little Things You Hate

[HamboCairns]

I was wondering where you went for 4 days.

Sure it's not the Beijing Billycart and you just don't want us to know?

No, I dented my wife's car a couple of years ago - I'm finally doing something about it!

 

[Ultra Lord]

No, I dented my wife's car a couple of years ago - I'm finally doing something about it!

It’s already been years!
She can wait till you’ve bought some wheels.

 

[pink poodle]

Trail hail!!! Caught by surprise by that one.

No, I dented my wife's car a couple of years ago - I'm finally doing something about it!

A man of swift action!

 

[HamboCairns]

Trail hail!!! Caught by surprise by that one.

A man of swift action!

I've been deciding what to do for 2 years.

 

[pink poodle]

I've been deciding what to do for 2 years.

Seems in line with the wheel saga.

 

[moorey]

Seems in line with the wheel saga.

‘Should I fix my wife’s car?’ thread inbound.

 

[Cardy George]

‘Should I fix my wife’s car?’ thread inbound.

My money is still on the billycart

 

[HamboCairns]

My money is still on the billycart

Please send your money to me then, I could use it to repair her car!

 

[Dales Cannon]

My money is still on the billycart

26" wheels for the grate wall...

 

[pink poodle]

‘Should I fix my wife’s car?’ thread inbound.

I'm curious what is dinged...I secretly hope it is a wheel!

 

[HamboCairns]

I'm curious what is dinged...I secretly hope it is a wheel!

It's the driver's wing, the wheel's fine!

 

[Dales Cannon]

It's the driver's wing, the wheel's fine!

So you hurt your wife's arm? You lousy bastard. Unless it is a guard.

 

[pink poodle]

It's the driver's wing, the wheel's fine!

Wing? I'm very confused. She doesn't drive an alpha by any chance?

 

[Dales Cannon]

Wing? I'm very confused. She doesn't drive an alpha by any chance?

Cessna

 

[Haakon]

2am trips to the animal hospital with a vomiting mutt - pancreatitis it seems. Up all night keeping an eye on her and back at the vet first thing and on a drip... Poor thing, very miserable pup

 

[Haakon]

Oh. Vet called - not pancreatitis, stuck bones in her intestines. A bunch of small ones. Not obviously perforating anything so monitor for the day before resorting to surgery. This will be expensive.

 

[creaky]

My dog was sulking one day mid last week. Little shivers every now and then and generally lying on bed most of the day.

About 2pm she got up, rushed to the back door and banged on it to get out. After letting her out, she proceeded to the middle of the lawn, hunched over and fired out a macadamia nut in an intense stream of liquid shit, jumping away from the explosion in fright at the same time.

Dogs are morons so she'll no doubt consume the next macadamia nut she comes across also....

 

[fjohn860]

Years ago a mate couldn't find a brand new roll of 2" green 3m masking tape that he'd acquired from Q-mart.

A day later his dog punched out a massive bright green turd on the lawn.

 

[Chriso_29er]

Years ago a mate had a brand new roll of 2" green 3m masking tape that he'd acquired from Q-mart.

A day later his dog punched out a massive bright green turd on the lawn.

You haven't lived till you've seen a fishing line dog turd

 

[pink poodle]

Or a stocking....citing as a turd net.