Art Vanderlay
Hourly daily
Now we're getting somewhere
Little Things You Hate
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Lets say we create a new date for Australia Day. Some dope suggested a few years ago we make it May the 8th so you could use your methed up slang to pronounce Mayte........mate. Get it? Yeah, shit fucking idea. Whatever is done with date changes, I can guarantee you'll have the dumb pricks that jump on the invasion day feel-good band wagon saying invasion day on two days instead of just one.
Leave it on January 26. That's fucking Australia Day. We're in an age where even if we don't give a shit for it; we're expected to be all warm & fuzzy about accepting things for what they are (example: gay people, trans people, white people pretending to be black people, people committing horrible crimes then getting away with it because they're drunk, any kind of fucking religion etc etc). Celebrate what you love about this amazing place and stop looking for conflict via your damn telephone screen.
Leave it on January 26. That's fucking Australia Day. We're in an age where even if we don't give a shit for it; we're expected to be all warm & fuzzy about accepting things for what they are (example: gay people, trans people, white people pretending to be black people, people committing horrible crimes then getting away with it because they're drunk, any kind of fucking religion etc etc). Celebrate what you love about this amazing place and stop looking for conflict via your damn telephone screen.
pink poodle
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In the realm of annoying people, backpack speaker guy is hard to beat. You just wait though! If you are truely lucky you will one day share a chair lift with phone speaker guy! He will play the same shitty base level commercial electronica but it will be tinny as fuck. Dude was such a douche he did not receive the sarcasm in my "doooooooooooood...your phone speaker really pumps the bass." It sure does, ill crank it up a bit...sigh.
After a bit of a trading hiatus early last year my normal BAS paper system was suspended. I didn't expect to do anything for a while and then I did some hours so I arranged for my accountant to lodge my BAS because you know no form... That triggered a change which meant all my BAS lodgements from then on had to be electronic, no going back. OK. Need to link my business to RAM and that required update MyID thingo. All good so far except to do what I wanted I didn't have enough ID as my passport was about a month too old. Stuff it I will calculated the BAS etc and the accountant can lodge for me for minimal $. Later on I get the passport back to do the trip to the UK so I try and upgrade my security on myID. All good until I hit the go button and the passport details are incorrect. WTF? Look ok but try again and once more same. Tried a 3rd time and it locks me out. OK fuck off then I don't care. Get advice this week I need to do shit in RAM so in I go. Get to the ID part and back to myID and RAM on two different devices and RAM locks me out as my security level is now too low after some unknown to me changes to the system. No idea what I needed to do or whether it was important or what. Go back to myID log in again and go to the update details area. Add passport... All the data I punched in last time is there prefilled. What? OK hit the go button. Accepted now we need to confirm you match your photo ID. Selfie screen opens and enough flashing lights/colours/background changes to set off an epileptic later I am in. Go back to RAM still no go. Shut it all down and start again. Bam in I go. Please renew your relationships. Ah ok. I have my company and my SMSF trust company. Only the last is listed. Add a company... OK. Doesn't exist. WTF? Go to ASICS, company exists but we are having an update so please visit later. Go back to RAM and now both companies are listed by in different places. I don't even care what is going on. Fuck this.
beeb
Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
It's a miracle people manage to steal other people's identities if this is the BS they have to go through!
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
fuck that indeed. You could contact your Fed MP to help sort this shit out. make them earn their $$$$$$$$.
sometimes helps if you are in a marginal seat.
NFI if they will assist, but mine has - amazingly - a couple of times, so worth a crack.
pink poodle
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nzhumpy
Googlemeister who likes bikes and scandal
I'm sure this has been said before but a LTIH is where the fuck has airport etiquette gone?
Prime example being the baggage carousel, why is there a need to stand right next to it so no-one else can see what's coming causing everyone behind them to also take a step forward, and then have the temerity to give me the hairy eyeball when I say "excuse me" when I need to retrieve my daughters case. (sorry about the bump on the shin/toe when I may have accidently dropped it getting it off said carrousel because you were too important to make any room).
Prime example being the baggage carousel, why is there a need to stand right next to it so no-one else can see what's coming causing everyone behind them to also take a step forward, and then have the temerity to give me the hairy eyeball when I say "excuse me" when I need to retrieve my daughters case. (sorry about the bump on the shin/toe when I may have accidently dropped it getting it off said carrousel because you were too important to make any room).
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pink poodle
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oldcorollas
Levin the moment
possibly myopic.. or the other myopic
nzhumpy
Googlemeister who likes bikes and scandal
pink poodle
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I go round in loops trying to sign in and im sure the system sometimes just says f*# it. A scammer wouldn't try this hard on a random account, let them in. I get why the ATO is paranoid about false mails and taxes being paid to the wrong account but when it accepts the details sometimes and not others I don't have confidence it is a secure system.
pink poodle
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One of my current group arrived unwell...then the others got it...now i have it. It is unpleasant. Lucky these capsules are here!
Hambo
"I did a lot of very fat people"
Because just like in the US, the sentiment would be 'they won and we lost', and dumbfucks just can't handle that.
Hambo
"I did a lot of very fat people"
I say this out loud. Every. Fucking. Time.
People still don't get the hint.
Once I stood directly in front of someone until they moved back just to make a point. Another time I Iaunched my case and said "Oh I didn't realise anyone would be standing so close to the carousel (you fuckwit)".
Haakon
has an accommodating arse
Another good reason to fly with your bike and its bike bag - go straight to oversized and avoid the idiots.
nzhumpy
Googlemeister who likes bikes and scandal
Had board/boots in one bag that was oversize and still needed a checked bag for other stuff, 2 bags at 32 kgs gives me ample opportunity to educate the numpties at two locations..
Haakon
has an accommodating arse
Another reason in favour of bikes - usually plenty of space for all your other shit in around the bike.
cammas
Seamstress
LTIH- my chunts of neighbours who own the house next door but actually don’t live in it and rather leave it empty, as usual they have left the grass to be stupidly long. Today while working from home I hear a whipper snipper going, finally they are cleaning up their garden,
I go to take some rubbish not to long after and realise it’s quiet next door already, so I go take a look and all they have done is hit it with the whipper snipper then left leaving all the cut grass everywhere. With some sections up to a metre long and dry as fuck, this shit has been left to be blown around by the wind, out onto the road and of course onto my front yard.
To top it off the bogan on the other side doesn’t like to mow his side either, especially the section on my side of his driveway, which he let’s grow to over a metre long and then the seeds blow into the rocks on my side, which then of course I get his shit starting to grow in the rocks and the garden beds in my section that I’ve just finished. The other week while I was weeding out there, I actually took the hedge shears with me and cut a heap of it back, since then he’s done the same as the other idiots and just hit it with the whipper snipper leaving his crap there too.
Maybe I should go take some cuttings from his weed
as tax for the extra work I have to do.
I go to take some rubbish not to long after and realise it’s quiet next door already, so I go take a look and all they have done is hit it with the whipper snipper then left leaving all the cut grass everywhere. With some sections up to a metre long and dry as fuck, this shit has been left to be blown around by the wind, out onto the road and of course onto my front yard.
To top it off the bogan on the other side doesn’t like to mow his side either, especially the section on my side of his driveway, which he let’s grow to over a metre long and then the seeds blow into the rocks on my side, which then of course I get his shit starting to grow in the rocks and the garden beds in my section that I’ve just finished. The other week while I was weeding out there, I actually took the hedge shears with me and cut a heap of it back, since then he’s done the same as the other idiots and just hit it with the whipper snipper leaving his crap there too.
Maybe I should go take some cuttings from his weed
as tax for the extra work I have to do.