Little Things You Hate

stirk

Burner
People who use way too much perfume xan
Airport behaviour is irrational for a lot of people who would otherwise be normal. Like
- standing up in the aisle, with heaps of others, as soon as the seatbelt light goes off after landing, when you know you’re going nowhere for at least 5 minutes.
- when the gate opens, lining up to get in and sit in your cramped seat as soon as you possibly can when you know the plane is going nowhere for at least 5 to 10 minutes.
Gotta get to a toilet that doesn't splash my 'business' everywhere!

Riddle me this, Batman...

Toilet as/at work is shared between 2 businesses, which is only relevant as we never see staff from there except in the toilet.
I was in there, having a piss, as you do, and this middle aged, bearded dude who looked like a keynote speaker at an Incel/Intel?? convention, comes and stands behind me and says:
Him: ‘Bit aggressive, don’t you think?’
Me: (pissing) Excuse me?
Him: ‘Using the middle urinal out of 3, don't you think that’s a bit aggressive?’
Me: ‘Maybe there was someone else using an edge one when I got here’
Him: ‘Well was there?’
Me: ‘No’
Him: ‘Well, no need for the aggression!’
Me: (audibly snickering as I zip up and leave) ‘Sure thing boss’

Is this a thing? Alls I know is that I will always use the centre urinal now, until the day I die.
It's a thing for people who still get 'stage fright', go the centre lane.
 

Art Vanderlay

Hourly daily
Riddle me this, Batman...

Toilet as work is shared between 2 businesses, which is only relevant as we never see staff from there except in the toilet.
I was in there, having a piss, as you do, and this middle aged, bearded dude who looked like a keynote speaker at an Incel convention, comes and stand behind me and says:
Him: ‘Bit aggressive, don’t you think?’
Me: (pissing) Excuse me?
Him: ‘Using the middle urinal out of 3, don't you think that’s a bit aggressive?’
Me: ‘Maybe there was someone else using an edge one when I got here’
Him: ‘Well was there?’
Me: ‘No’
Him: ‘Well, no need for the aggression!’
Me: (audibly snickering as I zip up and leave) ‘Sure thing boss’

Is this a thing? Alls I know is that I will always use the centre urinal now, until the day I die.
Well that story didn't go where I thought it was going. I was expecting more bruising...
 

rowdyflat

chez le médecin
I have many pet hates , i am a real hater but airports are up the top of the list.
The worst thing about holidays is airports and all the wankers and security , planes with bossy hosties and screaming babies.
Last trip was to India OMG i will never go there again , the visa was bad enough but the airport bureaucracy and getting luggage Xrayed 3 times at Srinigar.
Oh well for a 100 rupees I could jump the queues.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
What happened to the dry July weather forecasts? 3 days in and it's rained on all of them!!! I'm about 10 minutes from riding to work and it's just started to hammer down.
 

link1896

Mr Greenfield
I have many pet hates , i am a real hater but airports are up the top of the list.
The worst thing about holidays is airports and all the wankers and security , planes with bossy hosties and screaming babies.
Last trip was to India OMG i will never go there again , the visa was bad enough but the airport bureaucracy and getting luggage Xrayed 3 times at Srinigar.
Oh well for a 100 rupees I could jump the queues.
Airlines are fucking idiots. I've done long haul with a 12 month old before, it's just as bad for the parents. Airlines should seat all parents with infants together, not randomly placed throughout the cabin.
 

Mica

Likes Dirt
Currently watching a mad scramble for the gate and they haven’t even opened for boarding.

There’s even a guy with a neck pillow and it’s a one hour flight for fucks sake.

At least I’m in an exit row so I have some separation from these fuckwits.
 

rowdyflat

chez le médecin
I wondered the same thing link1896 why not all together ?
I think cos the booking staff dont have to listen to them .
 

Ultra Lord

Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Some arsehole using up the last of the toilet paper and me not noticing till I’m compromised. Fml
 
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scblack

Leucocholic
Currently watching a mad scramble for the gate and they haven’t even opened for boarding.

There’s even a guy with a neck pillow and it’s a one hour flight for fucks sake.

At least I’m in an exit row so I have some separation from these fuckwits.
Try the cat/ferry from Parramatta to the city. What complete f*cken pigs get on that thing.

At Parramatta pier everyone is sitting around quietly waiting for a ferry. Once there's one near it's a complete feral invasion. No consideration for kids, elderly or anything except getting their pig arse to the "front" of the queue.

Not a good crowd.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Airlines are fucking idiots. I've done long haul with a 12 month old before, it's just as bad for the parents. Airlines should seat all parents with infants together, not randomly placed throughout the cabin.
I used to date a girl that specialised in escorting infants and toddlers on long haul. She was doing regular trips to Europe and America with the tiny tots while mum and dad kicked back in first class. There isn't enough money in the world...
 
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