Riddle me this, Batman...
Toilet as/at work is shared between 2 businesses, which is only relevant as we never see staff from there except in the toilet.
I was in there, having a piss, as you do, and this middle aged, bearded dude who looked like a keynote speaker at an Incel/Intel?? convention, comes and stands behind me and says:
Him: ‘Bit aggressive, don’t you think?’
Me: (pissing) Excuse me?
Him: ‘Using the middle urinal out of 3, don't you think that’s a bit aggressive?’
Me: ‘Maybe there was someone else using an edge one when I got here’
Him: ‘Well was there?’
Me: ‘No’
Him: ‘Well, no need for the aggression!’
Me: (audibly snickering as I zip up and leave) ‘Sure thing boss’
Is this a thing? Alls I know is that I will always use the centre urinal now, until the day I die.