Little Things You Hate

[link1896]

Fuck even a holiday is risky for us employed peeps with a drug, sorry bike, problem.

 

[pink poodle]

The shit in my ‘newsfeed’ that they class as news.

Adult daughter needs pads. Texts dad. Buys her some pads.
Everyone is hailing dad for being modern and brave. He bought pads, ffs.

All I can think is that daughter, sister and mum are the old fashioned ones, as none of them can drive a car in 2019. That’s a mans job. It’s just them and poodoodle.
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I'm certainly glad to see I'm not the only person still wearing shin pads.

 

[pink poodle]

Weeping rash

Blue colour with a waffle texture?

 

[pink poodle]

Confused, not sure if I should post here or LTIL, but whatever. LTIH - being made redundant. LTIL - a decent payout. LTIH - can't spend it foolishly until I get a new jerb.

Congratulations! I've been there twice. Four sheets to the wind!!! Actually set a little bit aside for "play time" and be wise with the rest until the next ship rolls in. You've earnt the play time and it is a stressful process to go through.

 

[Ultra Lord]

Blue colour with a waffle texture?

That dianese honeycomb. More aqua than blue

 

[pink poodle]

That dianese honeycomb. More aqua than blue

These are not the waffles you're looking for.

 

[Freediver]

WARNING.
DO NOT GOOGLE "BLUE WAFFLE"
I did this many years ago and still wish I didn't.

 

[pink poodle]

WARNING.
DO NOT GOOGLE "BLUE WAFFLE"
I did this many years ago and still wish I didn't.

When that craze was in full swing I managed to get an employer to put blue waffles on the specials board. One of the nicer staff later resolved it.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Interference fits.

 

[Jpez]

Buttons on jeans. Who ever thought that was a good idea?
what’s wrong with the good old utilitarian easy to use zipper??

 

[Freediver]

Buttons on jeans. Who ever thought that was a good idea?
what’s wrong with the good old utilitarian easy to use zipper??

You ever got your dick caught in a button?

 

[moorey]

You ever got your dick caught in a button?

Button hole.
Yes.
The struggle is real.

 

[Binaural]

Confused, not sure if I should post here or LTIL, but whatever. LTIH - being made redundant. LTIL - a decent payout. LTIH - can't spend it foolishly until I get a new jerb.

Chin up! It's my observation that redundancies generally turn out for the best, upwards and onwards! Enjoy getting extra riding time in for a while

 

[pink poodle]

Chin up! It's my observation that redundancies generally turn out for the best, upwards and onwards! Enjoy getting extra riding time in for a while

If you stayed...all the extra work needs to be picked up + there won't be any new jobs for a while either. Plus the workplace morale tends to drop and a gloomy vibe sets in. Best to be free and cashed up.

 

[Haakon]

Buttons on jeans. Who ever thought that was a good idea?
what’s wrong with the good old utilitarian easy to use zipper??

caught short in an emergency?

 

[Tubbsy]

 

[creaky]

You ever got your dick caught in a button?

No but I do fondly remember the time one of my best mate's cousin (drunk) managed to zipper his dick into his fly. Ambulance, hospital.

The next year, said cousin brought his mate to a party with our crew. The dude somehow managed to 2/3rds sever his index finger in the pool ... wtf.

 

[link1896]

Interference fits.

Haven’t perfected your back swing with the 2lb mini sledge?

 

[nathanm]

Confused, not sure if I should post here or LTIL, but whatever. LTIH - being made redundant. LTIL - a decent payout. LTIH - can't spend it foolishly until I get a new jerb.

THEY TOOK YOUR JEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB?

good luck finding a new one. May be worth looking at buying/starting your own business with the redundancy.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Haven’t perfected your back swing with the 2lb mini sledge?

Wont help, it was the interference between the roofrack and panel lift door.