Flow-Rider
Burner
You have a few carbon credits up your sleeve don't you?So is driving a car, living a long distance from work, turning on the aircon when it's hot/cold, buying bike parts on-line, buying groceries when we want them, out of season fruit + veg, having a fridge...knockibg down a house to build a better looking or more prestigious one...
No car for about 20 years.
No rug rats.
Not every light turned on in the house at the one time.
Small fridge.
Cooks meals one time a week or when you feel like it.
Poodle baths in cold water.