You'd be amazed what causes cancer 'in the state of California'. I used to work in a tackle shop and there was a cancer warning on a fishing reel box. This product contains **** known to cause cancer in the state of California. Little things I've learnt, don't live in California, everything causes cancer there.
Little Things You've Learned
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harmonix1234
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You can survive for two weeks on rice with tomato sauce, and dry weetbix with mayonnaise.
The things you learn share-housing.
The things you learn share-housing.
aidz44
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the same stuff is probably known to cause birth defects in the state of California.
Just take it to Texas, the redneckness will surely save you there.
seventyseven
percent of Australians blame the bike for their cr
on the internet, the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the AFP.
hayden olsen
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the world is completely fucked when 2012 hits, im not one of those crazy people but i was watching that "2011: 100 days of disaster" on 10 last night and it scared the living shit out of me, all the predictions from the random tribes in tebet that knew this would happen and some code that when you find the word in the code "japan" words like destruction,atomic danger,shaking are also there with it, and how all those bad things (floods,earthquakes,cyclones) happened when the moon was on some sort of cycle and in june that cycle is going to happen like 3 times in a few days, + magnetic north is slowing changing so some geeza said that the earth may completely change in direction which will most likely just tare the place apart. and all that shit has made me scared now 
am i being a dip shit like half the world by believing this ?
can someone explain it to me on whats going on without trying to scare people like all those dumb reporters ?
am i being a dip shit like half the world by believing this ?
can someone explain it to me on whats going on without trying to scare people like all those dumb reporters ?
harmonix1234
Eats Squid
That the GPS in NOT always right.
Norco Maniac
Is back!
speak for yourself, seventyseven
i've learned that two mechanics will always argue the best way to adjust brakes, when the manual tells you a third way.
and red wine, backyard mechanic-ing + a full moon = hilarious!
kjf
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R.T.F.M is what I always sayspeak for yourself, seventyseven
i've learned that two mechanics will always argue the best way to adjust brakes, when the manual tells you a third way.
and red wine, backyard mechanic-ing + a full moon = hilarious!
I've learnt that bom.gov is a good way to predict whether or not I should bring an umbrella to uni only to realize I don't have an umbrella
Surprised this laptop still works after the 1km walk in downpour yesterday. Neoprene case w/ lining ftw.
Also, I've learnt that bom.gov can give depressing news when I have a field trip to some creek this afternoon...perhaps I should buy an umbrella...and waterproof shoes. Who's up for some smelly wet feet?
mtb1611
Seymour
He knocked on my door, I foolishly took the survey. He ticked the box "Looks like a penis, only smaller".
"Thanks for cooking dinner honey, but why are you furiously washing your cock in the sink???"
Tristan23
Farkin guerilla
There's your first problem...
Mattydv
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Mattydv
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Maori mean's normal.
When the English asked the Maori who they were (to give them a name), their response was 'normal'. Ie. they believed the English were crazy white people that obviously weren't normal, and they were the normal ones.
Also, Moog from Mighty Car Mod's real name is Blaire.
When the English asked the Maori who they were (to give them a name), their response was 'normal'. Ie. they believed the English were crazy white people that obviously weren't normal, and they were the normal ones.
Also, Moog from Mighty Car Mod's real name is Blaire.
hdtvkss
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was in my year at school, and is responsible for a fark load of music on TV (primarily ads).
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Mattydv
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...he's not the one that makes all the annoying, repetitive stuff that gets in your head for hours is he?
rone
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If he wrote 'Motor Finance Wizard' I may have to hunt him down and kill him for the good of humanity.
hdtvkss
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its hard to say, i dont know what they show in NZ!
downhillar
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you said it, not me!