And the king wanted to know what his people thought of his plan so he sent forth riders to all parts of the land and the riders asked "Hark Ye. What doth thou thinketh of the lord, your majesty's plan?"
To which the people answered as one. "We think it's a crock of shit!"
The riders took the peoples thoughts and passed them on to the priests "The people tell us they thinketh the Kings plan is a pot of cow dung."
The priests took this revelation and passed it on to the Bishops "Holiness, the riders hath told us the people doth thinketh the kings plan is a tub of manure."
The Bishops went to the Cardinal and said "Eminance, the people think the plan is a container of good quality fertilizer."
The Cardinal went to the King and told him "M'lord the reports are back. The people doth believe your plan is a rich vessel that will promote growth and wealth throughout the kingdom."
Thus the King saw his plan was good and his people would love him for implementing it.
Thus we suggest armouring a trial like this
and instead get a pavement like this