NZ MTB Rally

fjohn860

Alice in diaperland
Late Feb/Early March, 3 weeks.

Week 1 Rotorua and surrounds
Week 2, Nelson, Wairoa Gorge, Cable Bay
Craigieburn stopover.
Week 3, Queenstown, Coronet Peak, Glendhu Bay, Cardrona.

Sort out your own food/accommodation/transport, I'm not your Mum.
Will you be providing the tyre pressure gauges?
 

frenchman

Eats cheese. Sells crack.
Late Feb/Early March, 3 weeks.

Week 1 Rotorua and surrounds
Week 2, Nelson, Wairoa Gorge, Cable Bay
Craigieburn stopover.
Week 3, Queenstown, Coronet Peak, Glendhu Bay, Cardrona.

Sort out your own food/accommodation/transport, I'm not your Mum.
Yeh but if u do that u can’t wear ur $4 (I completed another middle aged white dude mtb event) tshirt in future social rides, where u get to tell other endurbros about ur “epic descents” and post ride IPA craft beer.
 

Oddjob

Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
Late Feb/Early March, 3 weeks.

Week 1 Rotorua and surrounds
Week 2, Nelson, Wairoa Gorge, Cable Bay
Craigieburn stopover.
Week 3, Queenstown, Coronet Peak, Glendhu Bay, Cardrona.

Sort out your own food/accommodation/transport, I'm not your Mum.
Holy fuck! Are you me?!

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Oddjob

Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
Yeh but if u do that u can’t wear ur $4 (I completed another middle aged white dude mtb event) tshirt in future social rides, where u get to tell other endurbros about ur “epic descents” and post ride IPA craft beer.
Those guys would have nothing on the blowhards attending this.

http://www.bullrushrally.com/



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Asininedrivel

caviar connoisseur
Yeh but if u do that u can’t wear ur $4 (I completed another middle aged white dude mtb event) tshirt in future social rides, where u get to tell other endurbros about ur “epic descents” and post ride IPA craft beer.
I feel attacked.
Those guys would have nothing on the blowhards attending this.

http://www.bullrushrally.com/
Ugh, fucking gross. You can literally hear the spruiking about Ethereum.
 

slowmick

38-39"
Yeh but if u do that u can’t wear ur $4 (I completed another middle aged white dude mtb event) tshirt in future social rides, where u get to tell other endurbros about ur “epic descents” and post ride IPA craft beer.
Lucky I don't drink beer.
 

Jpez

Down on the left!
Yeh but if u do that u can’t wear ur $4 (I completed another middle aged white dude mtb event) tshirt in future social rides, where u get to tell other endurbros about ur “epic descents” and post ride IPA craft beer.
Is that like posting epic backflips on a forum full of middle aged white dudes that can’t jump a 3 ft tabletop anymore so they’ll go ooh and ahh? Asking for a friend.
 

Oddjob

Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
Is that like posting epic backflips on a forum full of middle aged white dudes that can’t jump a 3 ft tabletop anymore so they’ll go ooh and ahh? Asking for a friend.
No. Never. Ever.

Regards,

Friend

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LPG

likes thicc birds
Is that like posting epic backflips on a forum full of middle aged white dudes that can’t jump a 3 ft tabletop anymore so they’ll go ooh and ahh? Asking for a friend.
Savage, everyone is a victim here
 

frenchman

Eats cheese. Sells crack.
Is that like posting epic backflips on a forum full of middle aged white dudes that can’t jump a 3 ft tabletop anymore so they’ll go ooh and ahh? Asking for a friend.
U’d think so, but it doesnt cost 5k with a 10k bike to do it

plus ur kid thinks it’s way cooler pulling a backie rather than wearin a 5k T-shirt.
 
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