Online dating

Flow-Rider

Burner
For all the successful stories there would be 20 unsuccessful stories.. But no harm in trying never know your luck in a big city. You don't need to find partners on the internet just go out, have fun, be friendly and polite. Don't stop trying someone will come along..


Their profile pics looks like this profile.jpg

When you really meet they look this trans.jpg
 
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Mywifesirrational

I however am very normal. Trust me.
Meet my Mrs online 16 years ago, from a forum, not even sure they had dating sites back then.

chatting via email for a few months, then a handful of phone calls and finally a meeting in a nice public place during daylight hours incase she was a freak.

My only advice is don't lie about how great you are or aren't, and don't ask for nudes or even a pic...

I sent her a photo of a spanish guy killed while fucking a chicken (google it) to see if she had a sense of humor, turns out years later she never realised it was attached to an email I sent... otherwise our son would not exist.
 

camoshop

Banned
There's POF ( plenty of fish) it's a free dating site mostly single mothers with too high expectations or you could try tinder haha I've tryed both its a bit of a hit and miss.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Don't be a fool! Lie like crazy Dr! Hire a Ferrari for some glamour shots. Get a few high class hookers out for dinner dates and pop them on Instagram. Be the baller you were born to be...
 

Mywifesirrational

I however am very normal. Trust me.
Don't be a fool! Lie like crazy Dr! Hire a Ferrari for some glamour shots. Get a few high class hookers out for dinner dates and pop them on Instagram. Be the baller you were born to be...
Haha, not the best way to start a relationship, unless you've got the stamina to keep it up - theres something about mary.

The only iffy thing is how much shit are they telling you, had a mate start going out with a chick that had four kids... that she forgot to mention.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
Haha, not the best way to start a relationship, unless you've got the stamina to keep it up - theres something about mary.

The only iffy thing is how much shit are they telling you, had a mate start going out with a chick that had four kids... that she forgot to mention.
With Viagra going out of patent, it won't be hard to keep it up!
 

Skydome

What's invisible and smells like hay?
I don't think online dating really works out for the majority of people, some people it does, others it doesn't, but it's worth a shot, worst comes to worse and you don't get any fish.

Just do a reverse google image search on their profile picture first to make sure it's not just from the next and google their bio to make sure it isn't a copy paster too.
 

Shredden

Knows his goats
One time a 22 year old mother of three sent me a photo of her butthole on snapchat after 3 hours of talking on tinder. So theres that.
 

ForkinGreat

Knows his Brassica oleracea
Meet my Mrs online 16 years ago, from a forum, not even sure they had dating sites back then.

chatting via email for a few months, then a handful of phone calls and finally a meeting in a nice public place during daylight hours incase she was a freak.

My only advice is don't lie about how great you are or aren't, and don't ask for nudes or even a pic...

I sent her a photo of a spanish guy killed while fucking a chicken (google it) to see if she had a sense of humor, turns out years later she never realised it was attached to an email I sent... otherwise our son would not exist.
Shazam!! best laugh of the evening. :)
 

S.

ex offender
you'll probably have better success with a paid site as the women on it will be more serious about finding a relationship. plenty of free hookup sites out there.
Agree 100% with this. Pay the little money it costs for RSVP or whatever, people take it a bit more seriously and actually respond to you vs having 120 matches on Tinder, none of whom will actually reply to the messages you send until they become threatening enough to justify a subpoena.
 

slowmick

38-39"
did online dating for a number of years. met some doozies/outright nutters - ready to pick out curtains and china patterns on the first date - probably related to my age. converted a couple (i don't think online dating is for me..). it can be a lot of fun if you don't take it too seriously.

In the end i have a good collection of nutter stories and i met my beautiful wife. :first:
 
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