Pig v Duck. Duck 1 - Pig 0

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
Need a laugh....

Spankys Sunday

Spanky had been watching a ride develop on the Turgid Riders thread, and I'd given him permission to go along...So Spanky jumped out of bed before dawn got his kit on and went out in the dark got his yeti from the garage and put it with his bag/helmet/gloves in the middle of the back yard. A time check showed spanky was ahead of time, so instead of just locking the garage back up, he went back into the garage to grab the chain lube... its only two steps into the garage when...!

BAM!​

There's something in spankys pig ugly face hissing, pecking, and flapping! Spankys flailing his arms around in the dark,

freaking-right-the-hell-out.​

Spanky - not yet fully caffinated - and at this point sh*tting himself, stumbled backwards, back out of the garage onto his arse and back on the path. His heart is just THUMPING...

MOTHERFUC...., WOT THE ...

spanky has NO IDEA what has just occurred. or why?

its still dark

and now quiet.​

A quick check of spankys pecked snout, no blood - no damage... What the frug?

As the sun came up a quick peak back into the garage showed this...


14 duckings and the parent ducks set themselves up in the garage and the male duck was a complete freakn psycho...

spanky didn't really know WTF to do... Wires (animal rescue) opens its lines at 9am. Openning the roller doors just set the male duck off on an attack frenzy (really, anything set this little firecracker off!), and the other ducks ran into the beer cupboard. They would NOT come out of the garage or let anyone in. Didn't want to lock them in the garage as it was expected to get to ~30 odd and that shed just heats right up... and didn't want to leave it open either...eeeeeeeeeeeeeek

By this time, spankys PISSED having not made the train for the ride, and I'm worried about crap on the heckler...

anyway​


the situation was peacefully resolved later that morning, and spanky got to roll around the local boondogs... but that's spankys excuse for not making the sunday ride... hope you atleast saw the funny side of it.

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BM Epic

Eats Squid
Ah spanky..you da man!
You should have befriended male duck with a peace offering of drambuie, that would have showed him, pig-1...duck-shot!:)
 

Lorday

Eats Squid
Where are the ducks now? They're living in the house, and your in the shed, right? Don't be a bitch ass, eat 'em live...
 

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
A friendly person who is more in touch with birds gave spanky a hand in encouraging the male duck outside... then the ducks were escorted back into the bush across the road... and off they wandered... the ducklings are like little 4x4's!!! Its amazing what they can get over..
 

Captain Sensible

Likes Dirt
The taxonomy is a bit unclear, but if we go but a standard poultry idiom, the "pecking order", it appears that our mammalian friend has been usurped by a duck, or a goose, depending on whose classification you follow. What complicates this situation is that a pig was acting chicken in the presence of a goose or duck, this has implies we don't really understand peckin orders. Or food chains, but you could make a Chico Roll out of all those critters ;)
 
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jumpers

Likes Dirt
So has the pig evened the score or accepted defeat 1 nil to ducks. Australian version of movie "mighty ducks" crossed with "ren and stimpy" maybe???
 

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
Or food chains, but you could make a Chico Roll out of all those critters ;)
chiko rolls have critters in them? Nah, spankys dissected one, and its mostly cabbage...leading to the inevitable horrible post chiko farts

It's winter and where is it expecting to hit 30c?
BOM was saying hi 20's for the city and spanky lives in the boondogs, which is usually plus a few degree's if its hot, and minus a few if its cold... ended up being a nice 25-ish... still didn't want to lock the buggers in.

//boondogs

spanky should also point out he was snotted by one few year ago riding past some tall reeds next to a dam... they're more psychotic than magpies! less dangerous - true... and this pig's wary of them.

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