Flow-Rider
Burner
Sometimes upper management don't know what's going on down the bottom and I'll bet they're screwing a few people over with the free service bit too.I don't want some low paid grunt cleaning his mess after he got chewed out by the boss. He'll take it out on my car because I'm "the fussy prick who got him in trouble".
They will never lay eyes on the car again.I will do what I knew I should have done in the first place and look after my own stuff.