Pub Trivia - AKA things that may be beyond the scope of Moorey’s knowledge

[Freediver]

Who shouldn't be a naughty Eskimo? and for bonus points what did said Eskimo do with the dog doo snowcone?

 

[pink poodle]

Who shouldn't be a naughty Eskimo? and for bonus points what did said Eskimo do with the dog doo snowcone?

I can't be sure how to spell it...

He ribbed the snow cone into the eyes of a fur trapper whom he had caught beating on his favourite baby fur seal.

Nanok-a-nano don't be a naughty eskimo.

 

[Freediver]

Nanook, no no
Don't be a naughty eskimo
Right eye would have been closer but good enough.
For those who are wondering what this is about.

 

[pink poodle]

I believe in a circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of the relevant area....


I'm a touch busy.

 

[moorey]

Chop chop jerks!

What was the mistaken notable feat of John Dillinger’s body?

 

[pink poodle]

Chop chop jerks!

What was the mistaken notable feat of John Dillinger’s body?

It robbed a bank?

 

[moorey]

It robbed a bank?

Damn typo. Notable FEATURE. (Physical feature)

 

[pink poodle]

I am just going to have somE wild guesses because I don't know.

Massive pecker?

Tiny pecker?


Extra nipple?

Missing a finger?



Extra finger?


One leg noticeably shorter than the other?

 

[nzhumpy]

Chop chop jerks!

What was the mistaken notable feat of John Dillinger’s body?

Too much Jamaican style chicken?

 

[moorey]

I am just going to have somE wild guesses because I don't know.

Massive pecker?

Tiny pecker?


Extra nipple?

Missing a finger?



Extra finger?


One leg noticeably shorter than the other?

String, light, cheap. Choose 2.
No, one.

 

[pink poodle]

String, light, cheap. Choose 2.
No, one.

Can't decide between merkin or toupee!! Toupee?

 

[moorey]

Can't decide between merkin or toupee!! Toupee?

No. Unrelated, he did have his finger tips surgically removed..and other 30’s plastic surgery.

 

[moorey]

Said feature was believed to be stored in the Smithsonian. It isn’t.

 

[pink poodle]

Prosthetic nose?

 

[Dales Cannon]

Big brain.

 

[moorey]

No and no.

 

[moorey]

In case I’m in bed, the myth grew out of this photograph…

Spoiler

 

[Dales Cannon]

In case I’m in bed, the myth grew out of this photograph…

Spoiler

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poodle got this about 14 hours ago.

 

[moorey]

poodle got this about 14 hours ago.

Nope. He made wild 6 guesses in one go. I said to choose 1. He chose wrong.

I am just going to have somE wild guesses because I don't know.
Massive pecker?
Tiny pecker?
Extra nipple?
Missing a finger?
Extra finger?
One leg noticeably shorter than the other?

 

[pink poodle]

Tiny pecker! I knew it.