Put your 2020 Cycling New Years Resolutions in here...

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
Ho lee crap, the poodle has arrived ...... didnt take long.. like a honey trap...

The pig is going to make like he knows what your on about... that 972 sounds awesome, the PYR will be cleared by a strict antibiotic regime and we need more pictures of primate phornication......

edited for spelling... honey trap, sounds way more PC than Hiney Trap....
 

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
The pig has signed the fat arsed meat sack up for a 7500km strava thingy ma jig next year attempt at not being 100 plus kilos.... was going to give up drinking too, but... phhhhhh..... got to set believable NYR's.....


If anyone can locate where that is.... the pig will give you some arse burning chillis
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p.s. thought about being not so much of a kvnt... but pig and all
 
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Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
r 5k this year, will see how it goes
100km/week over 52 weeks. I want to ride over 5k this year, will see how it goes.
Koodos to you man,...... it is NOT impossible, with the shite year this meatsock had... Challenge accepted.... Last year this fat fvuck hit 5k.... power to you brother...

we will be with you every freakn km... and the smell... man, it will make you want to ride faster against the wind.. let's go
 

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bear the bear

Is a real bear
The pig has signed the fat arsed meat sack up for a 7500km strava thingy ma jig next year attempt at not being 100 plus kilos.... was going to give up drinking too, but... phhhhhh..... got to set believable NYR's.....


If anyone can locate where that is.... the pig will give you some arse burning chillis
s

p.s. thought about being not so much of a kvnt... but pig and all
To the meatsack, that is a fucking nice whip
 

bear the bear

Is a real bear
World Age Group 24hr Champion is the goal (may not have informed the wife as yet), 3 years of fuck all proper training. Initial testing is showing only a 40w lose with 10-11 months to go. Shame about the weight I have packed on.... rabbit food here I come!
 

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
World Age Group 24hr Champion is the goal (may not have informed the wife as yet), 3 years of fuck all proper training. Initial testing is showing only a 40w lose with 10-11 months to go. Shame about the weight I have packed on.... rabbit food here I come!
and I think that chilli has a home....... let's go for it... Pink poodle is almost willing to give up baboon porn to see you attempt that.... and three years of fuck all proper training... shit it in!
 

bear the bear

Is a real bear
and I think that chilli has a home....... let's go for it... Pink poodle is almost willing to give up baboon porn to see you attempt that.... and three years of fuck all proper training... shit it in!
The first test is the start of March for the JetBlack 24hr, see if I still have the mental fortitude to just roll around for 24hr with the goal of not dying....
 

Litenbror

Likes Bikes and Dirt
World Age Group 24hr Champion is the goal (may not have informed the wife as yet), 3 years of fuck all proper training. Initial testing is showing only a 40w lose with 10-11 months to go. Shame about the weight I have packed on.... rabbit food here I come!
Give me a shout if you want a training partner I want to start training this year for 24hr with the SS.
 

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
OK, lets chuck some sciencey shit into this.... We should look at that <----


not getting any kick backs..... crap, 7500 km is a long way... and we is fat... fatter than you.


Oh and bear... yeah, if your a nice bear... not sure what a training partner involves... but fork it... it's a new decade... (well, technically it depends on what calendar you subscibe too....

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