*RALPH*

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"the doctor sed i wouldnt have as many nose bleeds if i just kept my finger out of there"
 

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Fuzzy said:
"the doctor sed i wouldnt have as many nose bleeds if i just kept my finger out of there"
the doctor said my nose bleeds because i pick it too much, or not enough

as for favourite simpsons scene/quote
it would be the pulp fiction krusty burger scene

Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night.
Wiggum: The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's restaurant. I've never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though, it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'
 
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Bonnet said:
Fuzzy said:
"the doctor sed i wouldnt have as many nose bleeds if i just kept my finger out of there"
the doctor said my nose bleeds because i pick it too much, or not enough
THAT my friend was sed by his dad chief wiggum.........he says"REMEMBER IF YOUR NOSE BLEEDS YOUR PICKING IT TO MUCH....OR NOT ENOUGH!"
 

josh

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH theirs some absoulte rippers!

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

RALPH: When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!

RALPH: Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office

RALPH: At least you guys are my friends.... awwww
CHIEF WIGGUM: Son, I know just how you feel. You've got a great little girl and the world's your oyster
RALPH: No dad, she made a fool out of me
CHIEF WIGGUM: Hey! Come to think of it she did. Well, she didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police... now... where did I put my badge? Hey! That duck's got it!... awww c'mom give it back

PRINCIPAL SKINNER: And now with a flute up his nose,
Ralph Wiggum
RALPH: *toot*
CHIEF WIGGUM: That's some nice flutin' boy

RALPH: Miss Hoover?
MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it?
RALPH: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
MISS HOOVER: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
RALPH: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
 

hardtail free rider

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lol thats some funny stuf. hey doz any one know the one that starts off like ....prince skipitle skiper i mean prince.............yeh i dont know the rest
 

wombat

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I dunno, I like the new ones. They're a bit more out there, but their satire is getting sharper and sharper.
 
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older simpsons where the best. Like the when homer becomes a pin monkey. they were the awesome simpsons
 
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