Random Caption Contest

[downhillar]

"Puncture in the rear tyre, no time to change it, must roll on!"

 

[jumpers]

Mum said nasty things will happen if you wear lycra

 

[Coaster]

..... and collarbone in 3........2.........1...............

 

[chunkyapple]

I'm gonna get whoever built this booter to wallride on an xc track!

 

[LeeD]

F#@k knew i shoulda rode the 29er.

 

[Staunch]

Opps, rear brake is on the right hand side in this country

 

[mickpc]

pull up scotty pull up...

 

[Carlin]

"Number 86, ... Your meal is ready."

apologies to TISM

 

[Lorday]

"fuck.. April fools again'

 

[taquar]

"It's OK Guys! I'm a professional!"

"Ok, whoever switched my levers around for April fools, NOT COOL!"

 

[franklin]

"This doesn't happen to my dog when he tries to lick his balls."

 

[Jake K]

"A Fail so Epic it was almost a win."

And

From a commentators perspective "My god Winston, That handlebar dismount to nut-cracker to handstand was absolutely astounding. I must learn how to do it one day."

 

[stoney2]

crikey look at this little beauty now i will just sneak up on him and give him a kiss

 

[Suburban rider]

i'm also not in the short list damn
but heres some more
"thats right, dipped 3 no hander to handstand to forward roll out, i got them dialled"
and
he must be riding the straitline quicke stem

 

[mickpc]

If only I can get my handlebars close enough to ground level then I can peer over the edge of the 200ft cliff right in front of me without getting off my bike

 

[Nerf Herder]

"This doesn't happen to my dog when he tries to lick his balls."

epic first post

 

[swearmother]

"i never thought I'd lose my virginity to bike seat"

 

[Staunch]

Ohh look, some ants, well Bear Grylls says they're full of protein...Omnomnom

 

[Ben-ya-min]

"i never thought I'd lose my virginity to bike seat"

truely awesome...

"BMX brakeless is so much simpler"
or
"What does this lever do?"
or
"i just like the smell of the hospital"

 

[Nerf Herder]

Entries Close 7.30pm tonight.

Haven't decided on next steps yet.

Take it easy, I'm "not for profit" ...