View attachment 415159I’m absent mindedly pushing up a track and notice this guy to the right of my front wheel doing his best to imitate a king cobra. I shat myself and literally dumped the bike(luckily not on the snake) and bolted ten meters in reverse possibly letting out a little screech of terror.
When I’d collected myself I walked back up and he’s still in the same spot with a ‘I’m going nowhere!’ Expression. Problem was he was now pretty much under my bike.
So I try a few sticks in his direction. Doesn’t care. Just getting more pissed off. Finally had to chuck a log in his general vicinity to really thunk the ground to get him to move.
And then boy did he take off quick!
I’ll have to check my max heart rate today. Bet you it’s off the charts.