I once saw a guy in the city trying to pinch a bike.
It was a hardtail chained to a no-standing sign and he was standing on a milk crate trying to slide it up and over the pole.
I had my helmet in my hand and he saw me approaching and did a runner. Must have thought it was mine.
A mate of mine also had his bike stolen from being chained to a street sign pole, but this time the pole was taken out of the ground and left laying on the footpath... Bike gone.
Don't chain your bike to a no standing pole!
I had a bike stolen from a cafe while I was sitting there eating my lunch. Grab and run.
I had another bike stolen from a stairwell in a secure building. The bastards actually cut through the steel bars of the stairwell to get it out undamaged.
Had another bike stolen from the front balcony of a two story building. God knows how they scaled up there and got it, but it wasn't chained up because it was on a TWO STORY BALCONY.
Had another stolen from leaning the bike up against the shop window, going in and getting the newspaper and when I came outside it was gone. 30 seconds.
All of my bikes were stolen in Wollongong. Junkies and kids.
I actually saw a kid who was about ten years old riding around on my 21.5" Trek hardtail, about a week after it was stolen. Spray painted black and minus the seat post. I tried chasing the little focker and he gave me the finger and rode into the housing estate in crown street. Lost him. Little turd.