NSW Sold - Norco Search gravel bike, as new, XL frame

[Dozer]

Item: Norco Search gravel bike, as new, XL frame
Location: Coffs Harbour NSW
Item Condition: As new, barely ridden
Reason for selling: Not getting used
Price and price conditions: $1,900 negotiable with Rotorburn members
Extra Info: As new Norco Search gravel bike, alloy XL frame, carbon forks, Shimano 11dpeed GRX drivetrain, Shimano GRX hydraulic disc brakes, WTB rims, Victoria tires, Fizik saddle, raised drop bars plus original flared Norco bars. Barely ridden, will suit new buyer, freshly serviced. Can deliver locally (ahem; local is Coffs Harbour, not Townsville). Only $1,900. Can include Shimano clipless pedals.

Now let’s get a few things straight. A gravel bike is a road bike with fatter tyres that won’t pop as easily when you’re shredding the gnar on something smooth as f&”k that isn’t tarmac. So just buy a mountain bike right? Right Why is it barely used? I need 12 days in a week to have time to ride it. There’s no religion I’ve found that addresses that problem. You could however use this as transport to get to various churches to either con them into a 12 day week or you yourself could get conned into arguing with another type of religious person about who has the better imaginary friend. Frankly you’ve just got more choices on a gravel bike than you do on a roadie because you have fatter tyres. You could just skip church though and stagger into many bars to sip a bunch of delicious fruity poppy beers. You could even get drunk enough to forget you ride there wearing clogs just trying to fit in with every other hipster on a gravel bike. If neither of those things interest you then you could commute to work on it but not before calling into a coffee shop to park your sweaty arse on a cushion and yell with randoms about the rising cost of lactose injected mung beans. Look, you could also probably rob a bank with this as your getaway rig. There tons of mounting points for pannier racks and extra bags that could have the cash stashed in it. Consider this though, banks don’t really have cash anymore and they don’t have a nanna on the till and they’ll probably sting you a few bucks for the transaction of the robbery.

You’ve got options, you can be a man and embrace the lifestyle of a groadie or you could be like me and perish under the pressure of not knowing if you’ll ever like a single Ford motor car or not.


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[Dozer]

I can deliver this in Wollongong this Easter weekend but I'll need to know today. If you want it, it's $1,500. Yep, thats half price for this bike new.