POS stupidest sprint bike ever

[birdman]

Frame - 2008 norco sassquach
Front shock/fork - marzochi 55 (lowered to 95mm)
Handlebars - syncros gain (lol)
Stem - macmaone weevil+titanium bolts
Headset - FSA
Grips - sram pitstop
Saddle - odessey atkien
Seatpost - syncros
Rear brake - juicy 3 on 140mm jet black disk
Cranks - hussefelt :/
Chainguide - pos
Chain - kmz
Pedals - shimano clipy clipy
Rear derailleur - shimano XT
Rear shifter - ghetto alvito
Cassette - close range roadie
Front hub - axiom
Rear hub - shimano
Front rim - WTB dual duty
Rear rim - WTB dual duty
Tyres - F- maxxis crossmark 2.1 R- maxxis hookworm 1.90 (lol)
Tubes - lightweight baby

any one else find this funny, it is the latest evolution of my old faithful sassquach, gone from DH to 4X to DH to DJ to trail to sprint training bike hahaha

 

[Smacks]

Young man, there is nothing at all funny about a spec list.

Now, me and your mother aren't angry with you, just disappointed. We'll go easy on you if you post a picture of this ridiculous sounding bike.

 

[birdman]

i will haha, injury is gay, i havent touched my downhill bike since the end of last state series, the stem's the most valuable part on it haha

 

[peachy]

i don't get it?

 

[dain2772]

i don't get it?

??? Injury has personified itself and birdman has made us aware of its sexual preference ???