Regardless of whether it not steel is real (and it clearly is goddammit) irreverent humour with ninja references is clearly real.
http://forums.mtbr.com/showpost.php?...7&postcount=12.
That is a genuinely funny post.
PS nice bike.
N+1 - You're right - very funny. I still laugh everytime I read it.
Setonz - here is the part of the post in question -
Some thoughts on steel
Well, it's steel, so of course it's good. Ninja swords were made from steel. So you know it kicks ass.
Things ninja swords were not made from:
- aluminum
- carbon fiber
- dead cats.
Other badass things made from steel:
Also steel is steely, as in steely eyed. So it gives you some good mojo, you can defeat your enemies with your demeanor.
In a pinch, steel can be magnetized, macgyver style, which might get you out of a fix if you had to turn your bike into a giant compass or something.
Also steel rusts, which is handy, because it's a good indicator when you need to buy a new bike. Since the only way a steel bike can be destroyed is by rust, and chromoly rusts really slowly, they last a long time. When the rust goes all the way through the tube, you know it's shot. Aluminum and carbon fiber don't do this, they just break, usually when you're riding down a volcano at 200 mph being chased by pirates who are mad at you for being a ninja.
Steel is real. Aluminum is real too, it just doesn't rhyme.