The election thread - Will the new PM last a full term - who will you futilely vote for?

Who will you vote for?

  • Liberals

    Votes: 12 18.8%
  • Labor

    Votes: 25 39.1%
  • Nationals

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Greens

    Votes: 16 25.0%
  • Independant

    Votes: 4 6.3%
  • The Reason Party

    Votes: 4 6.3%
  • Shooters and Fishers Party

    Votes: 1 1.6%
  • One Nation

    Votes: 1 1.6%
  • Donkey/Invalid vote

    Votes: 1 1.6%

  • Total voters
    64

floody

Wheel size expert
surely everyone can taste the ironing in the latest labor ads ?
Haven't seen them, what's the gist?

I can see a lot of irony in both sides in this campaign.

I have a hard time believing that the man behind the Cleanevent scandal will really stand up for penalty rates, I have a hard time believing someone who stood next to John Howard and praised his forestry policy will stand up for the environment, and I have a hard time believing a party that places SDAEA backed conservative right-faction members at the top of its senate ticket and shunts social progressives will truly come good on marriage equality. I have trouble with their economic credentials when they write up a tax as a saving and continue a rebate for a defunct carbon price.

However I cannot conscience the Liberals gaining any more power while the hard right faction operates cabinet from behind like it is a sock puppet. I cannot put any faith in their overt spending on fripperies like fighter jets that can't fly in the rain and new submarines (which will probably have screen doors, on their F35 form), the way they preach responsibility and cry deficit while increasing it by about a billion more per week, preach jobs and growth while screaming for a growth slowing surplus and generally believe in outdated models of economics.

The Greens are some way from maturity with hypocrites like McKim onboard sadly.

The minor parties I am sure mostly exist for a margin game.
 

Hamsta

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Well........that's that for another 3 years. My dick 'n' balls took a good 11 seconds. I was in and out in under 6 minutes!
 

pink poodle

Clinically Inane
Well........that's that for another 3 years. My dick 'n' balls took a good 11 seconds. I was in and out in under 6 minutes!
She must be very happy...

I voted early too. The new system was quite easy to use, or I have screwed up. The senate paper makes an excellent aeroplane. I wanted to attempt a gravy train, but couldn't figure it out.
 

Marx

Likes Dirt
I heard that you can use your own pencils, so I might take my kids pencil case into the cardboard urinal with me.

What's the funniest thing I can write on the cubicle?

Undecided if my ballot dick/balls should be in profile or aerial.
 

pink poodle

Clinically Inane
I heard that you can use your own pencils, so I might take my kids pencil case into the cardboard urinal with me.

What's the funniest thing I can write on the cubicle?

Undecided if my ballot dick/balls should be in profile or aerial.
Aerial narrow and small font from what I hear...

If you happen to have an airline sickness bag, affixing it inside the urinal would be very amusing and appropriate.
 

johnny

I'll tells ya!
Staff member
I heard that you can use your own pencils, so I might take my kids pencil case into the cardboard urinal with me.

What's the funniest thing I can write on the cubicle?

Undecided if my ballot dick/balls should be in profile or aerial.
Do it in Wingdings.

You know it makes sense.
 

pink poodle

Clinically Inane
Aerial narrow and small font from what I hear...

If you happen to have an airline sickness bag, affixing it inside the urinal would be very amusing and appropriate.
Do it in Wingdings.

You know it makes sense.
You could go old school...chew up the pencils ad mouth spray hand prints etc in the booth. Would make for an interesting mural.

Yes...yes she was Pink Poodle...usually I barely make it to third base and end up with my DNA on her blouse so 6 minutes is pretty much a marathon for this lucky lady.
In that case well done!
 

stirk

Wheel size expert
Well........that's that for another 3 years. My dick 'n' balls took a good 11 seconds. I was in and out in under 6 minutes!
She must be very happy...

I voted early too. The new system was quite easy to use, or I have screwed up. The senate paper makes an excellent aeroplane. I wanted to attempt a gravy train, but couldn't figure it out.
No photo of the dick n balls???
 

johnny

I'll tells ya!
Staff member
Pity, they seemed sane and worthy of consideration until I arrived here: http://isocracy.org/plan

9. Abolition of State Institutions (standing armies, police, prisons). Standing armies are designed for a specialist invasive force towards other countries [wrong]; police are designed for enforcement of class war at home [wrong]. We believe that such institutions can be replaced by non-Statist alternatives such as well-regulated civilian militia for emergency services, defense, and peace, [just fucking stupid and infnatile. Go cream yourself over the Lion, the Witch and the go fuck yourself, you mindless grain] and by restorative justice principles rather than emphasis on retribution [yeah, google "deterrence", you gut-chunk] As James Madison accurately wrote: "War is the parent of armies; from these proceed debts and taxes; and armies, and debts, and taxes are the known instruments for bringing the many under the domination of the few." We support contributions to international security, whilst opposing all nationalist wars.

Not all wars are nationalist just as religion is not the cause of all wars.



dung.
 
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pink poodle

Clinically Inane
Pity, they seemed sane and worthy of consideration until I arrived here: http://isocracy.org/plan

9. Abolition of State Institutions (standing armies, police, prisons). Standing armies are designed for a specialist invasive force towards other countries [wrong]; police are designed for enforcement of class war at home [wrong]. We believe that such institutions can be replaced by non-Statist alternatives such as well-regulated civilian militia for emergency services, defense, and peace, [just fucking stupid and infnatile. Go cream yourself over the Lion, the Witch and the go fuck yourself, you mindless grain] and by restorative justice principles rather than emphasis on retribution [yeah, google "deterrence", you gut-chunk] As James Madison accurately wrote: "War is the parent of armies; from these proceed debts and taxes; and armies, and debts, and taxes are the known instruments for bringing the many under the domination of the few." We support contributions to international security, whilst opposing all nationalist wars.

Not all wars are nationalist just as religion is not the cause of all wars.



dung.
Ease up...I'm a shoe in for a senate seat. Don't blow it on me now.

We all know wars are the result of the financial implications of long term sperm storage solutions.
 
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