The Excuses Thread.

[steve jobs' pancreas]

I never cleaned my chain because I was afraid I'd do it wrong

 

[stirk]

I drank too many beers last night.

 

[stirk]

I was up all night having sex, my legs are stuffed.

 

[Flow-Rider]

It's too hot to ride.

 

[ashes_mtb]

Fark I'm shit...

 

[Lazmo]

I’m just old and hopeless

 

[hifiandmtb]

There is a chance I will hurt myself so I'm not doing it.

 

[Mr Crudley]

I have unfashionable wheel sizes.

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[slider_phil]

I realised I was waffling excuses a few weeks ago on a local road ride.

"I'm not used to this sustained pace, I usually ride mountain bikes!"

 

[Zaf]

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[Ultra Lord]

@Ultra Lord I'd still rather scooter my Nicolai than ride any other bike!

That kona of yours is so upset right now

 

[Zaf]

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[Bryce88]

Bike related... "I've broken my leg" (5 mins into a ride). It wasn't broken, but his ego was after a tiny stack that multiple people witnessed.

Work related.... "I've got malaria".

Oh and my favourite... "I can't come to work today, I have no money for petrol".

 

[Ultra Lord]

Oh and my favourite... "I can't come to work today, I have no money for petrol".

Dude at work pulls that one all the time.

Such a painful excuse to hear

 

[Flow-Rider]

" I couldn't get to work because the little kid down the road let all the air out of 4 tyres and I only have 1 spare tyre."

 

[pink poodle]

@Ultra Lord I'd still rather scooter my Nicolai than ride any other bike!

I always ride chinless. It forces me to be in tune with the trail.

 

[safreek]

I have unfashionable wheel sizes.

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Don't tell me you finally went 29, JFC

 

[Mr Crudley]

Not that unfashionable, but the lure of trying something else is still there.

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[Ultra Lord]

Not that unfashionable, but the lure of trying something else is still there.

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*Cough*TRANNYSCOUT*Cough*

 

[johnny]

I’m just exhausted from working so hard lately.


Me last Sunday.

Pretty proud of that one, actually.