The last movie you've last watched last

Freediver

I can go full Karen
Bullets of Justice- a seriously bad sci-fi coproduction from Bulgaria and Kazakhstan. Most of the movie is in English and I'm not sure the characters know what they are saying. It was so crap I sat glued to my seat and had to watch it to the end.

Spontaneous- I was actually expecting another B grader but got totally surprised by the acting and script.
 

moorey

call me Mia
Air Force One. What a magnificently patriotic piece of OTT tripe. Superb schlock.
'Dolly Partons Christmas on the Square', because why not? Musical numbers were woeful, plot was terrible, acting was ridiculous, Dolly is looking and sounding rouuuuugh! Fantastic!
 

Nambra

Definitely should have gone to specsavers
Air Force One. What a magnificently patriotic piece of OTT tripe. Superb schlock.
'Dolly Partons Christmas on the Square', because why not? Musical numbers were woeful, plot was terrible, acting was ridiculous, Dolly is looking and sounding rouuuuugh! Fantastic!
You’re going to want to watch “Olympus Has Fallen” and the vastly shittier sequel “London Has Fallen”... the chopper crash in the latter is a steaming turd on CGI.

I took a chance on Mosul (Netflix) on the weekend - a fairly graphic account of the latter stages of the war against Isis in Iraq, based on some factual events. It’s in Arabic, although it’s the visuals of the completely destroyed city that capture the brutality of it all more than the dialog.
 
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Asininedrivel

caviar connoisseur
I just can’t even Mel Gibson any more. Shame, seeing his movies were my bread and butter for 25 years :(
Yeah the whole anti-semitic thing is not ideal. If you can manage to block that out he can still turn in stellar performances - he was f***ing awesome as the completely amoral baddie in Expendables 3, made it the best movie in the series imo. Can direct a bit too.
 

moorey

call me Mia
Yeah the whole anti-semitic thing is not ideal. If you can manage to block that out he can still turn in stellar performances - he was f***ing awesome as the completely amoral baddie in Expendables 3, made it the best movie in the series imo. Can direct a bit too.
Haven't seen it...or any of the Expendables TBH. Can't see past the off camera stuff unfortunately. I would really like to have watched the torture porn Passion movie, but alas. Happens to so many...not sure if its the money and fame going to their heads, or it was always there, and now they just get emboldened or a platform to express it.
 

Asininedrivel

caviar connoisseur
Haven't seen it...or any of the Expendables TBH. Can't see past the off camera stuff unfortunately. I would really like to have watched the torture porn Passion movie, but alas. Happens to so many...not sure if its the money and fame going to their heads, or it was always there, and now they just get emboldened or a platform to express it.
I suspect that latter. My (solo) claim to fame was actually briefly going to school and being friends with one of his kids (Edward). Never made the connection re surname, but he was really nice, grounded etc. and was into Micro Machines and Lego so clearly Dad was doing something right.

Passion for the Christ would be bottom of the list given Gibson's private enthusiasms - I can imagine the plot being selfless pioneer Christian being brutally destroyed by evil Judaism. Yeah nah.
 

Squidfayce

Eats Squid
Tenet. The new Chris Nolan job. 6/10.

Very confusing, expects that you've followed every tiny detail and made every connection quickly as it happens. This is a cerebral watch and nothing will be explained to you. Bad luck if you missed something.

I'm sure I'd pick stuf up on a second watch, but I don't like watching movies more than once.
 

moorey

call me Mia
Passion for the Christ would be bottom of the list given Gibson's private enthusiasms - I can imagine the plot being selfless pioneer Christian being brutally destroyed by evil Judaism. Yeah nah.
I was only interested in watching it ironically, you understand. I’m sure it’s terrible with an appalling message....just my wheelhouse.
 

DMan

shawly the least hangeriest guy on rotorburn
Did you finish it? I started it yesterday then poked my eyes out with a spork
I have to admit I did take a break to clean the toilets and load the dishwasher while it played in the background....
 
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