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Cardy George

Is not in gaol
It was decided that because the cat's turd smelt as bad as my farts, I had to empty the litter tray.

Yep. Fine. Bag, scoop, knot, done.

Being bin night, the bin was out on the highway, bout 150m round trip. Too much effort for 11pm so I've opened the door and turfed the bag in the direction the bin normally is. Sorted.

Ten minutes later it's dawned on me. Open the door and it's gone. Faaarkk. Bloody cat-shit eating dog.

Now I'm waiting for shredded plastic in the dog dirt.

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Calvin27

Eats Squid
My dog has a perfectly fine bed but insists on sleeping upside down against the wall...
My dog does that too. He thinks his bed is a giant chew toy.

We all love to show the good moments with our fur friends, but here is a bad one. 6 months old energetic pup. Took him for a walk in off lad park. Found some fox shit (I heard stories about this stuff) and he goes dives into the stuff like Hugh Heffner on viagra. Due to the delicate consistency of the said poop and the long haired nature of my pup he managed to roll two logs into his long hair fur that were unable to be pried off with two sticks, even by my asian hand that would otherwise be proficient at chopsticks and a slippery dumpling. Stuck him in the car and drove home - he also managed to swipe a few walls in the process. Anyway so I strip to undies and attempt to shower the little guy with the hose. It hits the poop, splits it and my god. I threw up and profanities followed. The wife wakes up and has the nerve to tell me to cut out the aggression and stop taking it out on the dog. I keep swearing. So she comes down and instantly regrets it. There is shit all over the walls and on me and the dog and she barfs badly also followed by profanities. Neighbor thinks it's a domestic and peeks over the fence sees me covered in shit splotches in undies with a hose, wife barfing in on th lemon tree and dog in the corner hiding from the rest of the bath. That was a tense day so we decide to go eat out after cleaning up. Get in the car and back to barfing. Fox poop is nasty stuff.

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Shredden

Knows his goats
here is a bad one
Jesus christ.

One thing I sometimes do with my parents dog (cavoodle, loves to roll in dead penguins and fish at the beach and always gets into this swamp thing near our house) is carry her through the house into the shower (we have one of those enclosed ones where you close the door and they can't get out). Then you can just blast them with the shower head and they cant go anywhere or make more mess ;)
 

droenn

Likes Bikes and Dirt
haha oh man @Calvin27 thats hilarious and horrible!

At least here the fox shit is frozen in the mornings and the short hair of our dog means he's not hard to clean.
 

droenn

Likes Bikes and Dirt
My dog has a perfectly fine bed but insists on sleeping upside down against the wall...

I take her to the office 2 days a week and she does it there too, so there’s a running compilation of print outs of her being a weirdo.
You could probably enter that into a local art gallery. modern art n all.
 

Calvin27

Eats Squid
Cheers folks, the only positive from that is I am well acquainted with fox shit and can smell that crap a mile away nowadays. He gets the lead straight away if I get any whiff of that stuff.

Why do they do it?
 

hifiandmtb

Sphincter beanie
Google says:

Foxes are carnivores and also eat a lot of carrion. But more than anything, they carry a distinctive and eye-watering "personal scent" in the musk glands they have on their feet and at the top of the tail. In addition to that, like our dogs, they have musk glands inside the anus which express when they poo, and also when they are frightened or angry. You can actually SEE the drops of musk when they eject them (I have been up close and personal to annoyed foxes) and the smell, if you get it on you, takes a deal of shifting.

So- basically - foxes have the potential to be very stinky. And so does their poo.
I suppose the intensity makes dogs go nuts for it?
 

smitho

Likes Dirt
My dog does that too. He thinks his bed is a giant chew toy.

We all love to show the good moments with our fur friends, but here is a bad one. 6 months old energetic pup
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Get in the car and back to barfing. Fox poop is nasty stuff.

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Our version of this is now known as ‘poo-mageddon’.

Was reliably informed that sardines are good for the doggo’s health and he’d love them. The latter part was correct.

Gave the young pup a whole can which turned out to be a bit much for his tender constitution.

Woke to an ungodly smell at about 3:00 AM after said sardine dinner.

Turns out the effect they had was to turn the young fella into a soft serve machine with the bowel retention capacity of a 90 year old.

Aside from adopting a mobile pooping strategy the length of the hallway, he’d also panicked and managed to run back through it and trample it through the rest of the house.

The real low point was trying to scrape the remnants out of the gaps in the 80 year old Baltic pine floorboards.

Pic of him in his preferred snoozing position for good measure:









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safreek

Vealcake
Havoc has grown a little since the last photos.

Oh, and I got a goat. Meet Dog.


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Very attractive goat, looks a lot like my old girlfriend, aah the good ol farm days. Then I discovered my sister, he he
What sort of dog, either you are pretty small or that's one fucken huge dog
 
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