Cardy George
Piercing rural members since 1981
It was decided that because the cat's turd smelt as bad as my farts, I had to empty the litter tray.
Yep. Fine. Bag, scoop, knot, done.
Being bin night, the bin was out on the highway, bout 150m round trip. Too much effort for 11pm so I've opened the door and turfed the bag in the direction the bin normally is. Sorted.
Ten minutes later it's dawned on me. Open the door and it's gone. Faaarkk. Bloody cat-shit eating dog.
Now I'm waiting for shredded plastic in the dog dirt.
Yep. Fine. Bag, scoop, knot, done.
Being bin night, the bin was out on the highway, bout 150m round trip. Too much effort for 11pm so I've opened the door and turfed the bag in the direction the bin normally is. Sorted.
Ten minutes later it's dawned on me. Open the door and it's gone. Faaarkk. Bloody cat-shit eating dog.
Now I'm waiting for shredded plastic in the dog dirt.