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It's winter so it rains and the dogs gets wet when we go for walks. Drying him is like trying to dry the blades a running lawn mower. Can it be easier?


Tie him to the hills hoist. Show him the hose. Commence drying. If he mucks up...give him the hose. If he behaves reward him. But you have to be a total monster and destroy the dogs will to live or it won't work.maybe beat with the hose a bit at the start for good measure. Then sleep with one eye open because the time will come when he wants to be top dog.
 
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It's winter so it rains and the dogs gets wet when we go for walks. Drying him is like trying to dry the blades a running lawn mower. Can it be easier?
Lickimat (https://lickimat.com/) with Peanut butter frozen on floor, will keep them distracted whilst you wrestle them with the towel.
Also the Dysons are a bit quieter than most other dryers so can be easy to just brush and dry them (two uses, you partner will love you as its 'Dyson', second use is for your best friend - maybe while the other half isnt home though)

Peanut butter for your pooch - the no salt, just peanuts one are okay and doesnt cost you a bomb like the dog ones do. Some of the dog ones have omega3s but your dog probably already gets those in one form or another
 
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It's time to brag @smiffy . It is either a crowd of like minded people who will revel in the bile chat or you can overwhelm the uneducated and relish in the confusion about your now implied disposable wealth this causes them.
 
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