The stupid questions thread.

EastsideZero

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Because unlike most hapless naive fools, convenience stores are well prepared for the zombie apocalypse. Why do you think they stock all the essentials and (where legal) usually have a shotgun under the counter?
Now that makes sense.
I might think about a career change.
Can never be too careful when it comes to Zombie Apocalypses.
 

GIANTmtbGUY

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brail.

you dont, thats what a pen is for.

but if you want it is like this
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GIANTmtbGUY

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ha

wait which witch is wearing which wrist watch, do you know if one of the whiches wrist watches has the wrong time.
 

GIANTmtbGUY

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hmm's

Which is worse, failing or never trying?

If not now, then when?

There are 45 apples. If you pick up 3 apples, how many apples are there?

There are two clocks of different colors: the red clock is broken and doesn't run at all, but the blue clock loses one second every 24 hours. Which clock is more accurate?

hahaha
 

thecat

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Which is worse, failing or never trying?
Failing to never try?

If not now, then when?
Then?

There are 45 apples. If you pick up 3 apples, how many apples are there?
45

There are two clocks of different colors: the red clock is broken and doesn't run at all, but the blue clock loses one second every 24 hours. Which clock is more accurate?
The red one is right twice a day (assuming it's a 12hr display)

The blue one is right once every 2165 years number of years completely made up

So the red one


Now what's worse? Biting into an apple and finding a worm or biting into an apple and finding half a worm?
 
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PINT of Stella. mate!

Many, many Scotches
There are two clocks of different colors: the red clock is broken and doesn't run at all, but the blue clock loses one second every 24 hours. Which clock is more accurate?

hahaha
Depends on when the question is posed and your view of what constitutes 'accuracy'. For the first 24hrs it's the blue clock as it's still got the right time, for the 2nd 24hrs it's still the blue clock (for 23hrs and 59s of the time anyway) as the most accurate is the one that's closest to the mark and the blue clock is the most accurate for longer.

Pointless riddle. too many holes can be picked in it...
 

dezza1994

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Read all the posts.....this has been done before!!!
Okay sorry. Just read all the way through it then mate.
Got a few more.

What if i can believe its not butter? Then what happens.

If flies had no wings would they be called a walk? :p

If one sinchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to?
 
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