Tour De Farkin 2023 - Starts Sat 1st July

creaky

XMAS Plumper
Champagne for breakfast this morning in the Sleek Buns household ....

I particularly enjoyed watching Vingers unable to roll over the line with his celebratory hands off the bars. Teammate was even holding him up! Surely he should have been practicing wheelies the night before.
 

ForkinGreat

Knows his Brassica oleracea
After a horror start, and choosing donkeys instead of sprinters, I'm happy to be on the podium, along with Creaky and Ozzy.
A spectacular tour, complete with monster crashes, mental fans, psycho sprints, suspicion of TUE gaming or doping, gruelling breakaway stage wins, heartwarming interviews, and the humongous mountain roads , all rolled into the biggest month-long rolling circus on Earth. :D
 
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