Trump..... (The Sophistry Thread)

that's a 5S shadow board for messy pilots..


it's cute this guy thought he was going to get paid...
 
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New conspiracy is afoot! Trump and his goons require Iranian oil to blend with the Venezuelan oil to achieve the perfect oil.










I assume the perfect oil is a deep frying reference to the ritualistic cannibalism that these sick reptilian fucks are into. We all know electric cars have won.
 
New conspiracy is afoot! Trump and his goons require Iranian oil to blend with the Venezuelan oil to achieve the perfect oil.










I assume the perfect oil is a deep frying reference to the ritualistic cannibalism that these sick reptilian fucks are into. We all know electric cars have won.


Shit! I think this one tops that...apparently Trump is killing Cubans (his enhanced blockade) to gain control of whatever this is (Atlantis? Ancient alien tech? Part of the infinite global power grid? Reptilian gateway?):

 
$3.60 is like a "don't wanna do it" tradie quote (ind sevos are getting screwed)

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Up 50-70c around here...

Confusing tho..
US is cranky at Iran for blockading oil. (SA and UAE oil, so we are now sending soldiers to UAE)
US is currently blockading Cuba oil..
US is currently stealing Venezuela oil..
US is currently supporting sale of Russian oil....
And US has shitloads of oil anyway...

So is Aus technically at war now?

oh, and Trump saying Iran is firing US tomahawk missles somehow...
and the war is both "very complete, pretty much", and "only just beginning", yet is a "small excursion" and "will be over soon", and "has been won, but not won enough"
 
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$3.60 is like a "don't wanna do it" tradie quote
That servo in Armidale sits on the New England Highway next to the airport. It's not actually in Armidale. It's also not especially independent since it's a branded store that's part of a bigger group.

In our little town on a different highway, diesel at the Shell last Thursday was $2.04. By Monday (yesterday), it was $2.43. Today (Tuesday) it was $2.29. How's that for a gouge?

Well, at least it's not the local Ampol. Thursday? $2.02. Monday? $2.41 Today? $2.55.

Just for completeness, the local depot is Liberty branded. Thursday $1.90. Monday $2.00. Today $2.25 and I know they were resupplied Monday lunchtime.
 
That servo in Armidale sits on the New England Highway next to the airport. It's not actually in Armidale. It's also not especially independent since it's a branded store that's part of a bigger group.

In our little town on a different highway, diesel at the Shell last Thursday was $2.04. By Monday (yesterday), it was $2.43. Today (Tuesday) it was $2.29. How's that for a gouge?

Well, at least it's not the local Ampol. Thursday? $2.02. Monday? $2.41 Today? $2.55.

Just for completeness, the local depot is Liberty branded. Thursday $1.90. Monday $2.00. Today $2.25 and I know they were resupplied Monday lunchtime.
Wednesday...another delivery into town. And now it's $2.69 at the Ampol, $2.40 at the Shell and $2.36 at the depot...
 
does American have a different version of "billion" to everyone else?


President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the U.S. will get its first oil refinery in 50 years, funded by investments from Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries.
“THIS IS A HISTORIC $300 BILLION DOLLAR DEAL — THE BIGGEST IN U.S. HISTORY,” Trump said in a post on Truth Social.


$300 billion sounds like lot.... and is being financed by an Indian company with a market cap of only $200 billion

Under the newly signed agreement:
  • 1.2 billion barrels of U.S. light shale oil will be purchased and processed — a value of $125 billion
  • AFR will produce 50 billion gallons of refined products — a value of $175 billion
  • The U.S. trade imbalance will improve by $300 billion
ahh, so the deal is not $300 billion... but the refinery will make $175 billion worth of product (after buying $125 billion raws = $50bil value add)

America First Refining received a 9-figure investment from a global supermajor at a 10-figure valuation.

hmm,
$300bil = $300,000,000,000
9-figures=$123,456,789...... so hundreds of million, not hundreds of billion? of America First Indian investment 🫢

or maybe i just can't freedom-math?
 
does American have a different version of "billion" to everyone else?


President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the U.S. will get its first oil refinery in 50 years, funded by investments from Indian billionaire Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries.
“THIS IS A HISTORIC $300 BILLION DOLLAR DEAL — THE BIGGEST IN U.S. HISTORY,” Trump said in a post on Truth Social.


$300 billion sounds like lot.... and is being financed by an Indian company with a market cap of only $200 billion

Under the newly signed agreement:
  • 1.2 billion barrels of U.S. light shale oil will be purchased and processed — a value of $125 billion
  • AFR will produce 50 billion gallons of refined products — a value of $175 billion
  • The U.S. trade imbalance will improve by $300 billion
ahh, so the deal is not $300 billion... but the refinery will make $175 billion worth of product (after buying $125 billion raws = $50bil value add)

America First Refining received a 9-figure investment from a global supermajor at a 10-figure valuation.

hmm,
$300bil = $300,000,000,000
9-figures=$123,456,789...... so hundreds of million, not hundreds of billion? of America First Indian investment 🫢

or maybe i just can't freedom-math?
You got it right but you know toddlers are shit at numbers.
 
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