pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Had one of those nights where you fall asleep at 3am and sleep poorly. Felt really wrecked this morning - hydration and lack of caffeine I'm guessing as there is a lot of sweating going on.
Anyway after trying to kick over the engine I made it out into the sweltering hear and oppressive humidity. Rode across town to the butcher. I want orange dressed pork chops damn it and I'm going to get it. Arrive and fuck me! I forgot to load up on water and caffeine and I'm dying. Lucky there is a cafe a few doors down.
Sure this cafe probably has the highest wank factor in town, and there is some stiff competition for that! The coffee, despite all the wank, is lucky if it ever rates a 7/10, and usually hovers around 6. I lock my bike up and suddenly the wave of hunger hits. Never ship breakfast people!
And what a stroke of luck, right next door is a Chinese take away. I'd wager it has been around longer than I have and I've never noticed it before. Oh would you look at that...$7.50 and over 90 meal options! I thought I had nailed the cheapest, most awkward, and tastiest Chinese in town until today. Price is lower. Awkwardness is there...but different. I mean I haven't seen this guy taking a shit yet so who knows? There is a real strong eager streak where as my regular place feels like you have interrupted them just as they were getting tantric. Taste...it's close. Close enough that you wouldn't be upset or choose one over the other.
Anyway I took the 50c upgrade and indulged in fried rice with cashew beef for breakfast and am now drinking a 7.2/10 coffee. I think my day has peaked.
Anyway after trying to kick over the engine I made it out into the sweltering hear and oppressive humidity. Rode across town to the butcher. I want orange dressed pork chops damn it and I'm going to get it. Arrive and fuck me! I forgot to load up on water and caffeine and I'm dying. Lucky there is a cafe a few doors down.
Sure this cafe probably has the highest wank factor in town, and there is some stiff competition for that! The coffee, despite all the wank, is lucky if it ever rates a 7/10, and usually hovers around 6. I lock my bike up and suddenly the wave of hunger hits. Never ship breakfast people!
And what a stroke of luck, right next door is a Chinese take away. I'd wager it has been around longer than I have and I've never noticed it before. Oh would you look at that...$7.50 and over 90 meal options! I thought I had nailed the cheapest, most awkward, and tastiest Chinese in town until today. Price is lower. Awkwardness is there...but different. I mean I haven't seen this guy taking a shit yet so who knows? There is a real strong eager streak where as my regular place feels like you have interrupted them just as they were getting tantric. Taste...it's close. Close enough that you wouldn't be upset or choose one over the other.
Anyway I took the 50c upgrade and indulged in fried rice with cashew beef for breakfast and am now drinking a 7.2/10 coffee. I think my day has peaked.
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