OK, so everybody thinks goldfish have 5-7 second memories eh? Well while watching Burke in his backyard on friday night before going out, he said it was a load of crap!
There is actually a guy who trained goldfish to find food in a maze. They learnt how to navigate their way through the maze, and everytime they started the maze again they found it again. So gold fish can remember? Not when he added alcohol to the water. When they did the maze again with the alcohol in the water, they forgot how to find the food! figures...fish get drunk! duh
Anyway, this guy tries the experiment again, this time training the goldfish to navigate their way through a maze to find the food, in alcoholic water! The fish learn how to find the food, but when they were put into non-alcholic water they forgot how to find the food again! hahaha. When he put them back into alcoholic water they instantly remembered, hahahah.
So, relying on this excellent study, I propose this:
1. School kids (right from year one) should be drunk whilst learning. That way when they grow up, and go out to parties/clubs/whatever, when there drunk they can remember how to get home!
2. No more beer for fish
There is actually a guy who trained goldfish to find food in a maze. They learnt how to navigate their way through the maze, and everytime they started the maze again they found it again. So gold fish can remember? Not when he added alcohol to the water. When they did the maze again with the alcohol in the water, they forgot how to find the food! figures...fish get drunk! duh
Anyway, this guy tries the experiment again, this time training the goldfish to navigate their way through a maze to find the food, in alcoholic water! The fish learn how to find the food, but when they were put into non-alcholic water they forgot how to find the food again! hahaha. When he put them back into alcoholic water they instantly remembered, hahahah.
So, relying on this excellent study, I propose this:
1. School kids (right from year one) should be drunk whilst learning. That way when they grow up, and go out to parties/clubs/whatever, when there drunk they can remember how to get home!
2. No more beer for fish