What would be your last meal?

PINT of Stella. mate!

PINT of Stella. mate!

Many, many Scotches
Was pondering this last night as I was making myself a late night snack and it's now crossed my mind again because it's 15min till smoko and I'm starving.

If shit went all pear shaped and you wound up on death row, what would your last meal be?

I've gotta say it would have to be the humble Peanut Butter and Jam sandwich. Crunchy peanut butter mind you. None of this effeminate 'smooth' bollocks. Butter too although I'm not averse to margarine. Fuck it. It's my last meal so it'd have to be freshly -still warm- baked bread, rich crunchy peanut butter, fresh butter and homemade strawberry jam.

Champion!
 
fruit loops with full cream milk.

i'm lactose intolerant, but hey... i'm not going to be in a position to clean up the fecal spray afterwards.
 
The amount of times KFC has popped up already is saddening. For me if I was feeling healthy a massive plate of sashimi, otherwiese a bucket of wicked wings.
 
Massive pork fest with some duck confit for good measure. Would include some belotta jamon, some slow cooked belly with crackling (or a trotter, boned, rolled, red braised and then deep fried), some greens and a few bottles of DJP Mencia.
 
I think I'd go a whole elephant, deep fried. They can't shoot you until you have finished your last meal, can they?
 
PINT of Stella said:
Was pondering this last night as I was making myself a late night snack and it's now crossed my mind again because it's 15min till smoko and I'm starving.

If shit went all pear shaped and you wound up on death row, what would your last meal be?

I've gotta say it would have to be the humble Peanut Butter and Jam sandwich. Crunchy peanut butter mind you. None of this effeminate 'smooth' bollocks. Butter too although I'm not averse to margarine. Fuck it. It's my last meal so it'd have to be freshly -still warm- baked bread, rich crunchy peanut butter, fresh butter and homemade strawberry jam.

Champion!
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Churrasco! Similar line of thought to the pasta...I can eat a lot of food, and prolonging life would give me an extra incentive.
 
It'd have to be either a proper home made veal cordon bleu or...

Rib eye wrapped in prosciutto topped in a garlic butter cream sauce and sitting on a bed of cous cous. A side of fresh vegetables and prawns also with garlic butter. Fresh warm bread. Lemon meringue pie for desert and a tall glass with Johnny Walker blue on ice.
 
I don't give a fuck what it is but I want to eat it like this:

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Except the girl is Margot Robbie and she's lying on her back and we are on top of the Eiffel tower and we drive to get Ice Cream afterwards in a McLaren P1.
 
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