You know you're a cyclist when...

Barnsy

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When you dream of a perfect, never-ending manual only to wake up and want to try on your bike, and fail miserably...
 
CGR

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ecd08 said:
when your l's driver/tester compares everything in a manuel car to riding downhill like gear changes and braking
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when you nearly fail your driving test because you're concentrating so hard on not looking at a bike
 
ecd08

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CGR said:
when you nearly fail your driving test because you're concentrating so hard on not looking at a bike
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haha yess true!!1 that almost hapened to me but he said to stop looking at that 2005 specialised bighit and i was like whaaat how did you know.:confused: hes a bike god
 
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...you start looking at maxxis tyres for your car (been driving for 24yrs and didnt know maxxis made car tyres until started mtb).
 
AcTioN13

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When you start eyeing off the gap from the pallet rack over sheetmetal rack at work and looking at what to put as the landing.
 
Jake K

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When...

Talking to any unnormal person (Non-Cyclist) feel like a chore because no matter how cool what your saying is they just couldn't give a f^&k because they know it will be about bikes.
And also when you go purposely looking around the school bike racks for cool bikes and once you find one you have a sit on it, or a feel of the handlebars or brakes and then feel like you must find out who owns it just to ask where they bought it from.
 
metalhead39

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You know your a cyclist when you can imagine every single corner on gap creek and possibly every other corner in Mt Cootha and your friends telling you not to talk about bike related or even remotely related stuff to hot girls that your trying to pick up while out clubbing
 
rabatt

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metalhead39 said:
and your friends telling you not to talk about bike related or even remotely related stuff to hot girls that your trying to pick up while out clubbing
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you know your a cyclist when you leave your mates wedding alittle early so you can go do some DH runs before the cyclone hits and then leave preperations till its dark... mayb not the best idea ever but it was worth it :)
 
mty10@

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cretin...rider said:
when you build mini DJ's in the dirt below where you are sitting
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YES!

Or when you eye out lines through school. "If dropped those stairs, turned that table into a kicker onto that wall, you could then ride it like a skinny and tranny down to that ramp.

Or when as you are walking up a hill you feel your thumb try to shift down, or you "tap" the breaks coming corners into as you are walking.

Or, you walk with your arms like they are holding bars, drifting corners, whipping down stairs linking your way from english to science much to everyone else's amusement.
 
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Raw Toast Man

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The fact that I have bikes worth more then my car.
When its your job to ride around town on your bike.
CGR said:
when you nearly fail your driving test because you're concentrating so hard on not looking at a bike
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Thats what Im so worried about, that or seeing my mate riding and driving after them to motorpace them.
 
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