You know you're getting old when ...

[Fish90]

U bail on an obstacle because u might hurt urself, but you bail to late and hurt urself anyway

 

[Markee]

When you buy 'enduro' style knee pads instead of downhill ones.

 

[mars mtb]

When you water your front garden in the evening whilst wearing only your jocks and thongs and chugging on a beer and could not give a shit.

Ratified when your wife calls your son to laugh at you,
Your son then yells "Dad but people will see your jocks"
I reply, "It's ok mate because your dad looks good"
Your son replies "Daaaaaaaaaad"

You are thirsty, your garden is thirty and its hot and you don't care.

 

[Knuckles]

you don't care.

This pretty much sums up being old.

 

[DMan]

U bail on an obstacle because u might hurt urself, but you bail to late and hurt urself anyway

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one....

 

[Willy Pete]

you decide to sit down and write out your own Bucket List...

 

[DMan]

you decide to sit down and write out your own Bucket List...

LOL. For fucks sake that's not old. Old is when you can't be bothered writing one... ound:

 

[tubby74]

you decide to sit down and write out your own Bucket List...

When you need to take a nap whilst writing a bucket list

 

[Beej1]

When you need to take a nap whilst writing a bucket list

When even your 5 minute nap is interrupted by needing to pee.

 

[DMan]

When even your 5 minute nap is interrupted by needing to pee.

At least you still wake up to do it....

 

[Nerf Herder]

First white pube ... I'm gonna become a roadie and get seriously fit ... Or maybe water the front garden ? After my nap ... You know your getting old when there are just too many choices to make.

 

[Slowman]

You can spend more on a bike than your ability would justify!

 

[Knuckles]

When you shave, and discover it was more nose hair than moustache........

 

[Knuckles]

........oh, and when filling out Web forms involves a 3 minute scroll to get to your birth year, and results in RSI of the index finger.

 

[OTH Dave]

You go to the hairdressers and ask her to trim the grey bits out and she offers to shave your head because it would be easier.

 

[Specialized29er]

When you don't know or gives a rats arse what the Hunger Games are.

 

[Knuckles]

When you don't know or gives a rats arse what the Hunger Games are.

Pretty sure it's taking a gamble on a 3am kebab from the caravan in the servo forecourt.

 

[johnny]

You know you're old when you tap your toes to the music being played in the shopping centre.

But then again, it was The Angels - She Keeps No Secrets, The Police - Roxanne and Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall. Hard not to get in to that.

 

[safreek]

Getting a gun for your birthday in the same year you started school, gun licences did not exist. Parents took responsibility for raising their own kids. Bike helmets were not the norm, you would be called a spaso and have no friends if you wore one. 12 or 13 years old I took an old shotgun to workshop class and restored it back to usable. Try that one these days

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

You know you are getting old when your year eight economics excursion was to a durry factory