You know you're getting old when ...


Not happy, Jan.
I think she'd stab me with a knitting needle for asking
My missus does a lot of croche (knitting...), I think she finds it relaxing and is likely what stops her stabbing me with sharp objects. Also, I got a new beanie.


Likes Dirt
A work colleage was fascinated to see a real life floppy disk today (the cd sized ones). I explained to them some self made bs about how they are called floppy disks because they were floppy to handle.
used to work with south Africans who called the 3.5" discs stiffies.

Nerf Herder

Wheel size expert
YKYGOW ... most modified means downstairs, not upstairs
Cream/not allowed because my wife is on a diet?