Nerf Herder
Wheel size expert
I like the VOMIT
You know you're getting old when ...
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silentbutdeadly
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I ride with a bunch of very happy, cruisey people a couple of mornings most weeks. They know me as the Young Un. I'm fifty...and some of these clowns are still faster than me!
Norco Maniac
Is back!
The Muzak is too loud in shopping centres.
fatboyonabike
Captain oblivious
you yell at the radio in your car because you disagree with John Laws's views on life, the universe and everything...
rather than just switching stations like a normal person!
rather than just switching stations like a normal person!
wavike
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A lot of those still riding >60 were fast and fit when younger and don't lose much with age until a health issue or 70+
steve jobs' pancreas
Eats Squid
If you are listening to talk back I'm afraid normal is in the rear vision mirror, about 50kms back to be precise.
Norco Maniac
Is back!
When you keep anti inflammatories and painkillers in the bedside drawer, and your evening tipple of choice is a herb tea that may hopefully help you sleep through the night, that's if your bladder lets you 
NUMBER5
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- It dawns on you that the guy sitting next to you in the car going for a ride wasn't even born after you left college.
-When my 8 yr old tells me to be careful when I get on a bike, skateboard.. basically anything with wheels as it really stresses him out.
-Having to get the kids to read the ingredients or cooking instructions off the packaging when we go shopping.
-When my 8 yr old tells me to be careful when I get on a bike, skateboard.. basically anything with wheels as it really stresses him out.
-Having to get the kids to read the ingredients or cooking instructions off the packaging when we go shopping.
Ultra Lord
Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
Do you have to be old for that?When you keep anti inflammatories and painkillers in the bedside drawer, and your evening tipple of choice is a herb tea that may hopefully help you sleep through the night, that's if your bladder lets you
It’s been that way for me since I’ve been 25.
Nerf Herder
Wheel size expert
Lols to the last few ...
YKYGO because you download entire albums ... the musical barbarians I managed to rear just don’t understand it.
“Doesn’t every song sound the same dad?”
But the reason I’m here ... why are my only FB friend requests from hot chicks ... it’s because of the cookies innit? Or am I back to my OP again. Young chicks dig old blokes ... particularly scruffy nerf herders
YKYGO because you download entire albums ... the musical barbarians I managed to rear just don’t understand it.
“Doesn’t every song sound the same dad?”
But the reason I’m here ... why are my only FB friend requests from hot chicks ... it’s because of the cookies innit? Or am I back to my OP again. Young chicks dig old blokes ... particularly scruffy nerf herders
moorey
call me Mia
Same. And on Instagram. Daily. I’m starting to think it’s a scam.
Hipstar
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moorey
call me Mia
No one of note would ever call me that....Just colleague and you.
SF Trailboy
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When you start looking at your offspring metres in the air and your grabbing brakes rolling through.,,
nzhumpy
Googlemeister who likes bikes and scandal
What makes you feel really old is when a mate asks...
"How's the school hols going"
"All good, Mr 8 went to the movies today with a few friends and his sister has gone to the Hunter Valley with her crew for a mid-week break " ...she's F@#$ing 6, I see my future is full of rocking chairs, shotguns and sitting on the porch...
"How's the school hols going"
"All good, Mr 8 went to the movies today with a few friends and his sister has gone to the Hunter Valley with her crew for a mid-week break " ...she's F@#$ing 6, I see my future is full of rocking chairs, shotguns and sitting on the porch...
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safreek
*******
Took up boxing to stave off dementia Heh Heh Heh, wrong sport.
safreek
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Nar, she just missed the aeroplane, probs won't refund the ticket either so you will have to send her more money.
My future wife from the Ukraine has missed the plane 6 times in the last month, she promised to leave earlier next flight
danncam
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That's what the other half tells me, any sign of ABI and I'm out.