You know you're getting old when ...

[DMan]

The rule is... If you've put your shoes on, you've gotta go

That's not an issue. My shoes live in the bike shed.

 

[tubby74]

YKYGOW your doctor tells you to go buy a blood pressure monitor, and come back in 6 months and we'll see if you've lowered cholesterol scores or we need to start medication.

 

[greendream]

You become anxious when the bowel cancer test report envelope arrives.

 

[Freediver]

You become anxious when the bowel cancer test report envelope arrives.

When you're 49 you give it zilch concern, then you get the letter saying it picks up 85% of bowel cancer and you start to wonder if you're one of the 15%.

 

[pink poodle]

When you fall victim to the sudden onset of a bursitis in your knee with no provocation.

 

[creaky]

When you fall victim to the sudden onset of a bursitis in your knee with no provocation.

Lucky there’s good public transport in Perth

 

[pink poodle]

Lucky there’s good public transport in Perth

So blessed...so very very blessed.

On the plus side it was very easy to get bulk billed.

 

[tubby74]

When you fall victim to the sudden onset of a bursitis in your knee with no provocation.

When your knees precict the rain

 

[Jpez]

When you start looking on line for ear and nose hair trimmers.

 

[beeb]

When you start looking on line for ear and nose hair trimmers.

But you're looking online, you can't be that old...

 

[Chriso_29er]

When you start looking on line for ear and nose hair trimmers.

When your hair dresser starts asking if you'd like your eye brows trimmed as part of your hair cut.

 

[Cardy George]

When your hair dresser starts asking if you'd like your eye brows trimmed as part of your hair cut.

Jeez, for me that was 5 years ago

 

[Jpez]

But you're looking online, you can't be that old...

Old enough!

 

[PJO]

But you're looking online, you can't be that old...

Yeah I think it should be:
YKYGOW you start looking online and can't find ear and nose hair trimmers

 

[gregb]

When your hair dresser starts asking if you'd like your eye brows trimmed as part of your hair cut.

Your hair dresser doesn't ask, they just start trimming away.

 

[tubby74]

Wife dropped something behind the tv and knocked out some cables. Decided to clear out a few old rca and various bits back there:
Old foxtel box with odd connection to rca before the iq series.
Old box that tried to send signal for foxtel to another room that never worked.
Dvd recorder. Not used in years since iq boxes record
Squeezebox. Not used since chromecasts became a thing.
A cable i could not identify the connection on until i say the playstation symbol. Only ps i have ever had is my trusty ps1.that one im keeping.

Its a time capsule back there and i know now why i never try to clean it up

 

[moorey]

YKYGOW you worry more about your bike than your son....
http://instagr.am/p/CFTd00TBhi_/

 

[beeb]

YKYGOW you worry more about your bike than your son....
http://instagr.am/p/CFTd00TBhi_/

To quote myself - (Gasp!) "Faaaaaaaaaark"

 

[moorey]

To quote myself - (Gasp!) "Faaaaaaaaaark"

Welcome to my world...

 

[hifiandmtb]

Jesus H Christ.

Another reason I didn't have kids...