You laugh you lose
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Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
You spelled Andrew wrong.
oldcorollas
Levin the moment
Landlord Announces Inspection — The Shovel
Australians were madly rushing to clear up empty beer bottles and stray bongs this morning after the landlord announced he would be doing an inspection soon.
theshovel.com.au
Stredda
Runs naked through virgin scrub
I know @moorey doesn't post much here anymore but he is looking well and the wig is an excellent fit.
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
No fuck that! I wish I had that sort of fortitude.
Me: Oh it's sprinkling, I better put my bike away. Oh the kids were little shits, I can't be fucked riding.
Karen: I've got Stagea 4 cancer, a tumour in my spine and menopause. Fuck it, I'm doing the triathlon.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
Karen made it 200m in to the swim then her spine went out and she drowned, Tri got stopped for everyone.
Oddjob
Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
I don't think that was her first rodeo...
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
But it was her last.
silentbutdeadly
has some good things to say
It's when the beep keeps going that you make that face.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
The strapping tape companies are planning a day of mourning.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
oldcorollas
Levin the moment
Trump finally found a job he might be good at... maybe..
Net earned value? Minus many big macs. And a shitter that cannot ever be used again.