Your dark past.

[moorey]

For a while I worked as Abe Saffron’s gardener.
Somewhere I have a short hand written reference from Doreen (his wife).
I was leaving to do the backpacking thing in the U.S., Doreen said if I needed work to contact her son in L.A. (which unfortunately I never did contact him).

I had to google him. Nice. ‘Gardening’ for him sounds like it could be taken a few ways.

 

[rockmoose]

Not to be mixed up with Abe Frauman, the sausage king of Chicago.

 

[LQQK]

The way I ended up working for Abe sounds a bit like a Les Norton script

 

[moorey]

The way I ended up working for Abe sounds a bit like a Les Norton script

Had to google him too…

 

[rockmoose]

The way I ended up working for Abe sounds a bit like a Les Norton script

Are you Les, or Billy?

 

[moorey]

Are you Les, or Billy?

 

[rockmoose]

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Because one's a suburban family man at heart, and the others a big boofhead from Dirranbandi.

Didn't you read the introductory blurb on your TT entry form?

 

[moorey]

Because one's a suburban family man at heart, and the others a big boofhead from Dirranbandi.

Didn't you read the introductory blurb on your TT entry form?

TLDR

 

[Stredda]

That's some nice work @moorey!

My artistic side is that I make scrap metal sculptures.

I have an Instagram account called Scrapbunker

This is one I’m working on now

 

[mike14]

Moorey and Stredda they all look incredible! I have no skill in making things so I'm very jealous of those that do. Even my kids are weird looking...

I too have written a novel that was deemed not worthy of the masses. I was also almost selected in the AFL draft

 

[Squidfayce]

My artistic side is that I make scrap metal sculptures.

I have an Instagram account called Scrapbunker
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This is one I’m working on now
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fuck yeah. love the cockatoo. got a thing for birds. Love the wedgie on your insta too

 

[Stredda]

fuck yeah. love the cockatoo. got a thing for birds. Love the wedgie on your insta too

Yeah, the wedgie should be pretty cool when it's done. It's going to be my most time consuming sculpture so far. Each key is individually shaped for where it goes. I also bought out the entire stock of old pruning shears from all the tips shops along the Northwest coast of Tassie lol.

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Art is none of my business

 

[pink poodle]

Had to google him too…

It all reads like a slightly more modern version of the life and times of John Wren.

 

[Stredda]

I had to google him. Nice. ‘Gardening’ for him sounds like it could be taken a few ways.

He was cutting Abe's grass is the way I take that

 

[Squidfayce]

He was cutting Abe's grass is the way I take that

That's why the reference is from Doreen

He regrets not calling in on the son in LA, because he wasnt sure if he was ready for that responsibility yet.

 

[indica]

I was an angry cunt when I was younger....

Probably not much has changed.

 

[Scotty T]

One woman’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?

I misread that as Milan to Minlak

 

[Dales Cannon]

I misread that as Milan to Minlak

She might start the journey that way...

A friend's mother has just moved 8nto a nursing home and can't get over how much erotic food they serve.

 

[bear the bear]

I was selected to ride for NZ at the Oceania Games back in the day. But didn't because I was too poor to afford the trip, and didn't think I was good enough...