Worlds Ugliest Bike

[meelen dh]

this is shocking

 

[MtB_PaRk_4LyF]

The ski bike need i say more.

 

[Bodin]

The ski bike need i say more.

It's the drink bottle on that bike that really tops the whole FAIL-ness off.

 

[mongoosedh]

The lefty fork is hideous as well.

You are joking aren't you?

 

[CELL Bikes]

That. Right there.
Cell.
Ugliest bike I have ever seen.. What were they thinking?!
"Hey, instead of putting suspension in it, lets just put a pole there!"
"YEAH! GOOD IDEA!"

Sorry mate, yeah, we've had a couple of doozy's, at least we've fired the guy who "just put a pole there". We have a new world class designer that has some Italian in him, so when we start doing our closed mould designs, we won't be so famous on these kinds of threads.

 

[Howie66]

Anything Kona gets my vote..

Ugly pieces of shit they are..

 

[framd0]

cannondale's

 

[Carlin]

The above two posts are pointless.

The ski bike is great, because someone has clearly invested a lot of time and money into the thing and it is ugly as

 

[powley]

omg! has any one seen the huffy website? and the bikes? it should be rated R or have one of things before u enter that says "do not enter unless you are over 18"

 

[mtb_champ]

ski bike is rad, i will i had $20k (if thats what it was for on eBay) cant remember...

 

[NASHWORTH]

omg! has any one seen the huffy website? and the bikes? it should be rated R or have one of things before u enter that says "do not enter unless you are over 18"

according to huffy you have to be over ten years old to ride a mountain bike

 

[Painey]

kona yuck not a yuck just is.

 

[DeBloot]

how about this one

http://www.chillirat.com/images/MTB-pics/ShitBike.JPG

The worst thing about that is that some misguided tool actually bought it.
Don't know why he bothers to lock it up

 

[rUNdLe]

huffy verdict

the huffy verdict? idk what its called but it looks like hell!

 

[Sputnick]

every Kona!

I Agree!!!

 

[83AST]

I Agree!!!

Maybe the stnkys and stabs but the rest just look normal i dont know why people hate kona so such.

 

[NASHWORTH]

the huffy verdict? idk what its called but it looks like hell!

LOL, it has no pivots (no huffy's have pivots!) but its ment to be a "dually"

 

[No Skid Marks]

I think you'll find there's a second rate pivot where the orange swinarm finishes behind the chainrings.

 

[Dicky]

Nah, it's just a door hinge right?



Ah, URT... squat squat squat

 

[AngoXC]

Since when was there such a thing as 1" threaded triple clamps!?!

Go look up the Me 163 Komet if you're bored / wondering what I'm on about.

While yeah, the 163 was pretty bad, the Heinkel 162 Volksjager (People's fighter) was remarkably worse. Produced as a last ditch effort by Germany, it was designed and produced in a matter of months as the Nazi's fuel and material resoruces were rapidly running out. It was a low-cost fighter in every respect (refective in many of the low-cost bikes seen here also) and was a largly wooden contrsuction. Infact, on its test flight in fornt of many of the military heads at be, the aircrafts wings broke away sending the plane plumeting into the ground, a result of 'faulty glue'.

more gold from the world of drunken bike designers

I resent the fact you included, the RASTA STINKY DEELUX in that collection. Possibly the coolest bike to ever grace the singletrack.

I think the KHS Bitch takes the cake full stop.