Getting rid of a hickey.

[Regan of Gong]

So as awesome as I would feel going to work with these red marks on my neck, I feel my bosses would be less than impressed.

Any help?

 

[rabatt]

pop your collar

 

[AngoXC]

Wear it with pride. At least you're getting some

 

[jgdj18]

Apply about 10 layers of concealer makeup. Then, when your bosses notice the lump on your neck (I assume the hicky is on your neck) formed from the layers of concealer hiding the hicky you can say that its a swollen gland and you are sick. As a result, your hicky is concealed and you get a sick day off work to ride your bike or get more hickys...

 

[3viltoast3r]

Say it was a riding accident, low hanging branch at exactly neck height on the trail

 

[Jack_toda_Max]

Tell him you were vacuum cleaning and it got stuck on your neck.

If he asks why there are multiple red marks, tell him it got stuck multiple times. Simple.

 

[J@se]

Sorted...

 

[DJninja]

Aloe vera works pretty well I think.

 

[strauss]

you could tell them you got hit with a squash ball while playing squash.......

 

[GravityGuru]

Google? Apparently toothpaste does the job

 

[Arete]

Add a limp, bring a donut cushion and tell him he doesn't want to know.

 

[BT180]

Nothing a skivvy can't fix. Why do you think all the Wiggles wear them?

 

[Regan of Gong]

Google? Apparently toothpaste does the job

Did that, but thought it'd be a fun thread. See Arete

 

[Fat_Ride]

Hickey on your neck??

Most of my hickeys were covered up when I put on my shorts.

 

[RCOH]

This is the Farkin I know & love.

 

[Tomas]

Concealer (sp?)

Just nab it from the vampiro who gave you the bruises in the first place.

 

[maxwolfie]

Put some vegemite on them

 

[PSYCHO-T]

Scarf!
Say you have a cold.

 

[Callan.]

Draw on some eyes and a mouth and claim its your sweet new tattoo.

 

[Regan of Gong]

For reference. Looks more like bruising now.