Getting rid of a hickey.

True, it is dead and over, but I think I've got a proper solution.

Only because I did it this weekend and am covered in little red marks -> say you went paintballing...
 
True, it is dead and over, but I think I've got a proper solution.

Only because I did it this weekend and am covered in little red marks -> say you went paintballing...

Sounds like he mighta "paintballed" her face alright.
 
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Sounds like he mighta "paintballed" her face alright.
 
I got my ex back when she did this to me. Went one step better and gave her one on the top of her boob, and man it was a mean motherfucker. Seriously about 2 minutes worth of sucking. Before she went away for a week with her family. Going away = swimming in bikini's. Mum noticed it first day. Win.


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man it was a mean motherfucker. Seriously about 2 minutes worth of sucking. .

fml.
 
just tell them that you had one of your lymph nodes biopsied to test it for cancer, and it has bruised up, they wont be heartless enough to pay you out about it...
 
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